scheppers

a guy who likes to fuck 18 year old girls.....then obsesses about them later. usually found in a tree stand drinking beer while wearing an iron on shirt.

"What the hell is that in the tree??"

"Oh...that's a scheppers."

by boxpisser February 26, 2010

Shempel

Soft, softy, weak, inferior, peasant, sheep.

That was a shempel performance.

My gym teacher kept screaming shempel when I was trying to climb the rope.

by Joe mang March 19, 2014

"get rich quick" scheme that really works

Simple --- just publish a book that merely **claims** to tell you how to "get rich quick", sell lots of copies to greedy naive hopefuls, and then retire to a posh villa in Tahiti on the royalties.

I have developed a "get rich quick" scheme that really works, but you'll hafta shell out a small fortune for my book and da related materials in order to succeed.

by QuacksO September 2, 2018

ponzu scheme

any scheme or crafty plan involving ponzu sauce.

I got caught up in a ponzu scheme. My hama kama is ruined! Along with my whole vida.

by emmpanadas September 6, 2013

schimpf

to stick the tip of your dick into someone's asshole

We were fucking last night and she asked me to schimpf her.

by Lawlgirl April 25, 2011

scheme

some who portrays something there not

a person claiming there this and that when in reality there just a little kid trying to scheme their actions

by Carlton Irving January 29, 2009

shemp

A loser that has no clue what is going on.

"Wayne is such a Jankey Shemp, Sherta told him she would give him some play if he bought her that cellie- and he beleived her"

by HAB October 25, 2006