Schelling

When you're suppose to be working but you blatantly sit on your ass and stare at your phone for hours at a time.

Dude, I see you schelling over there. Time to get back to work you Scheller.

by MitchCumstein August 10, 2017

Shelly

HURT; to be a Cock-block. Very un-intelligent. Has no mind of a person her age.

Why is Shelly so HURT?

by SW1FTK1CKS July 8, 2011

shelly

shelly is your town perv. stalking the streets always on the prowl.

watch it!

shelly stared into an open window

by ShelsieTheSeashell May 17, 2018

Shelly

fake, jealous, selfcentered

Your being a shelly right now

by Drnippz3377 November 29, 2016

SCHMELLY

Person of extreme inner wisdom and compassion, Having quality dorky skills to keep the party flowing... quality. Top shelf. most attractive. Oooohhh.... Schmelly! Mmmmm

Meet a schmelly cuddle fish in real life.... Bah! No one that good exists on earth.

by Anglrf'ish July 8, 2014

Shelly

Shelly, a super annoying girl that makes drama out of nothing. Shelly stalks social media’s of girls she doesn’t know, but for some reason has a problem with. Shelly gets mad at the GIRL when her ex boyfriend hooks up with someone else. Shelly gets back together with him and stalks the girl who fucked her man. Shelly destroys women’s items and clothing found in her mans house after not being together for 8 months because Shelly has the mental capacity of a 13 year old girl who doesn’t know how to be in a relationship. Shelly has no social skills, and is in fact ugly inside and out. Let’s be honest, we all know a Shelly.

Girl 1: (name) keeps lurking my stories on Instagram and is talking shit about me but hasn’t said anything to me.

Girl 2: she is doing the same thing to me

Girl 1: omg like fuck off shelly
Girl 2: no one likes you shelly
Girl 1: why you jelly shelly

Girl 2: take a hike shelly
Girl 1: eat a dick shelly
etc. etc.

by nofuxgiven January 11, 2019

Shelly

1. A person who gets turned on from seeing a turtle, or multiple turtles, in a fridge.

2. Someone who finds people dressed up as turtles (especially a teenage-mutant-ninja turtle) sexually attractive/a turn-on.

Person 1: This turn you on mate??
Person 2: Who wouldn't that turn on?
Person 1: You shelly

by Bekka662 December 20, 2017