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Cat's Asshole

The star chamber of any AR/M4 style weapon. Named so, as it is the hardest part of the gun to clean.
"If you take a look down the chamber, you will see the cat's asshole staring at you..."
by 50's Man April 24, 2023
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schrodinger's asshole

Person 1: "Women shouldn't be allowed to vote"
Person 2: "That's kinda fucked up"
Person 1: "It was just a joke"
Person 2, to Person 3: "He's a Schrodinger's asshole"
by chainswordcs December 10, 2023
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The deepest, darkest hole known to man.
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Schrodinger's Asshole

a Schrodinger's asshole is a person who makes a statement or a joke, and decides if they don't give a fuck about it if they get embarrassed
She is literally Schrodinger's Asshole, she got so embarrassed when she spelled one word wrong and suddenly didn't care, but she's fuming!!!
by brookvollerei February 12, 2024
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Schrodinger's asshole

Someone who decides if they were joking or not depending on peoples reaction to what they said. Usually in regard to a controversial statement or edgy joke.
Example 1:
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"WTF thats antisemitic"
"I'm being ironic...I was saying what someone who is antisemitic would say. I don't think that. Take a joke."
"Okay Schrodinger's asshole"

Example 2:
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"LMAO that is hilarious"
"Oh. Yeah haha it is funny. It was totally a joke and not how I feel about reality at all."

Example 3:

"I would love to suck your dick right now"
"Ewww bro wtf"
"I am kidding. Just joking. Clearly. Clearly just joking why would you think I'm serious?" *zips up pants

"Quit being a Schrodinger's asshole"
"You can put your schrodong in my asshole"
"What?"
"Still joking...unless"
by FreeProctologist July 24, 2025
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bleach the pig's asshole

Cleaning something to an extreme or unusual degree.
You have been cleaning your lawn mower all day I can see myself in the blades, are you trying to bleach the pig's asshole?
by P0rky69 February 14, 2024
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Joe Biden's asshole cigars

I witnessed Joe Biden's asshole cigars
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
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