Sommer

A sexy, hot, beautiful woman who is in total control of herself at all times.

"Wow! Look at that girl!!! She knows exactly what she's doing!"
"Yeah, she's a total Sommer!"

by Lorf Almighty July 11, 2007

simmerate

To soak (meat, fish, or other food) in a marinade while staying just below the boiling point.

I told Kim to put the meatballs in the sauce to simmerate.

by Jazz16 May 28, 2016

Slim-Jim Slammerson

An alternative name for vodka.

I love to drink a slim-jim slammerson and coke.

Fancy some slim-jim slammerson?

by One of the beys May 3, 2009

pig-slammer

A guy who slams slam-pigs. These types of guys can't get girlfriends so they go for easy meat: slam-pigs.

There goes Luke with another slam-pig. He's becoming a pig-slammer. We should set him up with Kristie Alley.

by pig-slammer for life June 3, 2009

simmerman

a simmerman is known as the king of all tweens. It's very rare to see a simmerman without two tweenies under both of his arms. simmermans are always trying to win a dart championship so they can pull even more tweens then they already do. i once heard a simmerman say he is addicted to alcohol, chew and tweenies. simmermans have a very slender penis, it looks similar to that of a monkeys. but dem tweenies don't care. they prefer the name daddy over thier real name but also respond to king tween. You might often see a simmerman cruising around highschools in the area, where they scopes out tweens and even cruises around the elementary schools to see whats going to be on the market in a few years.

There goes that simmerman with them tweenies again.

I wish i could get them tweens like a simmerman.

by pancake jam master November 10, 2011

Sommer

A girl who is not like all the other girls she's kind, she's caring, she's smart, amazing, and is always there when you need her. But when it comes to making her your girl it's a challenge because like I said, she's not like all the other girls.

Jake: Hey have you seen that girl? I think her name is Sommer.

Noah: Yeah I love that girl she's awesome! She's such a Sommer!

by Lillian_Draco September 4, 2017

Andy Samberg

A cast member on SNL who was made popular by his digital shorts such as Dick in a Box, Lazy Sunday, Jizz in my Pants, I'm on a Boat, Like a Boss, and the new sequel to Dick in a Box, Motherlover.

He was also the star in the movie Hot Rod, and had a role in the movie I Love You, Man.

He is one third of the comedy troup The Lonely Island with his childhood friends Akiva and Jorma.

Andy Samberg is hilarious and probably one of the sexiest men alive.

by lkdfjasdlfja May 16, 2009