sucks to be you 

Sucks To Be You blog is a humor web site that revels in others' misfortune, where people discover and suggest news, pictures and videos of life's horribly amusing moments.

Man, did you read that story on Sucks To Be You about that British lady who fell off a cliff chasing a feather?

sucks to be you by gary@stby March 10, 2009

sucks out the dump 

To give a blowjob after a penis was in the anus.

Traci is crazy, she even sucks out the dump.

sucks out the dump by John Thomas IV December 16, 2008

sucks for us 

Denotes we will suffer for this, we are taking a loss, or we are at a disadvantage. Connotes someone else or others are benefiting from this, garnering a win, or obtaining an advantage.

Of course, that sucks for us. Our property taxes will increase, and we have to put up with new neighbors who make poor purchase decisions.

sucks for us by Frank Zircona November 11, 2010

Sucks a left nut 

Originated by Jim Eldridge.

The phrase means to suck beyond all comprehension and reason. To suck worse than even sucking a regular nut.

"Check out the camber on this wheel arm, and the tread loss on my back tire, man. That sucks a left nut!"

Sucks a left nut by Peter Bradstock May 8, 2004

sucks dick like popsicles on a Sunday 

this is the greatest possible compliment that you can give a woman after receiving oral sex or when later referring to the girl who performed oral sex on you. it is only to be used as a term of endearment. using this term in a negative connotation should result in all of your friends shunning you for the remainder of the day.

note: oral sex does not have to be performed on sunday for the term to be used.

Mick: wow, that girl i met last night sure sucks dick like popsicles on a sunday.

Manny: really?

Mick: yeah, she was the best i have ever had.

sucks dick like popsicles on a Sunday by Scott likes Scotch May 25, 2008

Sucks like a bag of Richards. 

Work/family friendly version of "Sucks like a bag of dicks."

It's 4:45 on a Friday when a huge job comes across your desk. It's due on Monday morning. You turn to your coworker and proclaim, "This sucks like a bag of Richards!".

Sucks like a bag of Richards. by Dixxxie Wrect August 30, 2005

Sucks donkeys

When you want to proclaim that something sucks ass (which means it sucks real bad) but you are in the presence of someone that prevents the use of profanity. Eg. your Grandma or Mother-in-law or bosses wife or some other uptight bitch.

Man Grandma, this meat loaf sucks donkeys.

Sucks donkeys by Skiperoo Nasty May 10, 2010