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Student Section

A student section is a group of usually more popular guys in a high school that don't play basketball yet attend all the games. They are complete assholes.
Ted - "Did you see that student section?"

Bill - "They were total assholes"
by the word on the street February 22, 2011
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Student's Block

- The lack of motivation to study.
- When you have been studying so long you can't process what you're studying anymore.
- Your brain goes blank when you look at your notes and text.
- When called upon in class to discuss last night's assignment, you forget everything you read or studied.
- When you can't stop procrastinating, especially right before your finals.
- You can't remember what you studied when you look at the questions on your exam!
- When you simply stop caring about your studies.
- What you suffer from when you write out definitions for "student's block" 20 minutes before a paper is due, which you didn't even start.
A: "I don't want to work on my paper.... I just don't feel like it."
B: "I think you have student's block. Don't worry; we all get it some time or the other."
by sugarsugar! October 15, 2007
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Student Juice

Red Bull, Relentless, Lucozade - Basically any beverage marketed as energy drinks.

Consumed excessively by students when a long night of last-minute work lies ahead.
"Man, look at Rob's eyes, how he managed to work on his dissertation all night is beyond me"

"Probably all that student juice he's had"
by tomharding August 17, 2008
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Student ID

You're muthafuckin identification card. The greatest goddamn thing in the world. You want to be fucking identified? That fucker can identify your ass! Do you feel an unresistable urge to bitch slap the hell out of a hoe? Take that fucking ID and Slap dat bitch! Mutha Fuck the Police when you have that swag ass ID on you. You forget your drivers license at a satanic ritual! Prove yourself through this piece of fucking plastic shit. Do you want to fuck shit up as a motherfucking ninja?!?!?!?!?!? Fucking throw that bitch ass motherfucking shit card at someone's godforsaken ass! IF YOU HAVE DAT STUDENT IDEA, YOU CAN SLIDE INTO THE DM'S OF ANY BODACIOUS BABE. LEGIT THE MOST FUCKING BADASS MOTHERFUCKING SHOT OF ALL TIME
Greg: Hey you're a hoe ass bitch. :) lel

You: FUCK YOURE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT GREG. LET ME DESTROY YOUR ASS YA HOE
you: *whips out Student ID"

Greg: *MUTHAFUCKING ASSHOLE DESTROYED AS YOU REKTED HIS BITCH ASS. THAT'S RIGHT! NO ONE NEEDS YOUR SHIT GREG
by AnalSpasm October 6, 2015
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student tears

Student tears a mixture of pussy juice and sperm
Joe : What are you drinking
Matt: Student tears
Joe: do you know what your drinking
Matt: no
Joe: that is a mixture of puss juice and sperm
by Islay bitches with big asses February 20, 2018
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student body president

somthing stupid that makes people u call ur friends decide weather they will vote for u or the other person
i am never running for student body president again
by !?I'M FALLING?! September 7, 2009
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Student Hustler

the kid that makes money on various objects or services around or in the school
Kid: I want some candy right now
Student Hustler: If you want it, I got it
by zygous May 27, 2008
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