Bullet-proof excuse for soliciting sex from the man in the next cubicle in the men's room. Commonly used in concert with the even more convincing "I'm not gay."
Man 1: "Why did you attempt to grab my penis?"
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."
Man 1: "Why are you wearing pantyhoses and high heels?"
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."
Man 1: "Why are you such an asshole?"
Kim Jung Il: "I have a wide stance."
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."
Man 1: "Why are you wearing pantyhoses and high heels?"
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."
Man 1: "Why are you such an asshole?"
Kim Jung Il: "I have a wide stance."
by Madmoses September 05, 2007
A self explanatory term describing a type of modern snowboarder who wears tight pants and positions their bindings in an extra wide position on the board. They usually put a strong emphasis on jibbing and urban snowboarding, and prefer to ride such hip companies as capita, forecast, dinosaurs will die, santa cruz, rome, and especially holden.
by da duh da duh da September 07, 2007
by Not an admin February 06, 2017
An unbelievable coincidence which may or may not be truly random. Origins: random happening or circumstance.
Dr. Horrible: Hey, isn't this weird? I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don't happen to like frozen yogurt do you?
Penny: I love it!
Dr. Horrible: You're kidding. What a crazy random happen stance!
Penny: I love it!
Dr. Horrible: You're kidding. What a crazy random happen stance!
by Supernova4 February 22, 2011
John assumed the Modified ferris power stance before picking up the endotracheal tube and preparing to intubate the patient.
by Succinylcholine August 24, 2011
Someone who repeatedly takes it in the ass every night or every day from two or more men simultaneously.
by oblivionmaster January 26, 2009
The word 'stanced' is used to describe something as grounded, formal, organized, or having a solid foundation.
here are a few examples:
1. "The team's approach to the project was stanced, ensuring every task was completed with precision and purpose."
2. "Her argument was stanced, leaving no room for doubt or misunderstanding."
3. "The business model is stanced, with clear goals and a solid structure that’s built to last."
4. "The curriculum was stanced, offering students a well-rounded and thorough education."
5. "Their plan for the event was stanced, with everything from the venue to the guest list meticulously organized."
1. "The team's approach to the project was stanced, ensuring every task was completed with precision and purpose."
2. "Her argument was stanced, leaving no room for doubt or misunderstanding."
3. "The business model is stanced, with clear goals and a solid structure that’s built to last."
4. "The curriculum was stanced, offering students a well-rounded and thorough education."
5. "Their plan for the event was stanced, with everything from the venue to the guest list meticulously organized."
by CatfishMastrr August 15, 2024