Keenan Sweatshirt

A Sweatshirt covered in male ejaculatory fluids. Usually found containing 3-5 Racoons.

What is that smell?
Oh, that's just a Keenan Sweatshirt.

by Drout June 4, 2016

Cum Sweats

When you want to have a wank but you can’t climax. You try as hard as you can but you can’t do it and you get those sweats that really smell and make you feel so dirty with no pleasure.

I just tried to wank for 30 minutes and I couldn’t finish and now all I’m left with is cum sweats

by notabeaver December 21, 2017

lincoln seats

The seats in an opera/play/performance located in the upper section to the right of the stage.

Aww man, we in the Lincoln seats.

by GreatScottTheMoon March 16, 2019

The Sweatshirt

A $48 sweatshirt available in the Urban Dictionary shop. It is customizable, including 4 color choices and 5 sizes, ranging from small to 2XL. It, unlike The Mug, is not advertised beneath Urban Dictionary definitions.

Sercona Lithingor: "Hey, look! Someone got The Sweatshirt!"
Ferundi Lopsrithen: "So they did!"

by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity January 28, 2020

taco bell sweats

When after eating taco bell your body will start to sweat even if it is cold.

Man, I ate taco bell earlier and now I have the taco bell sweats

by RJ Grice February 14, 2017

sceats

a genius; an intelligent person

Who can cure AIDS if even a sceats couldn't do it?

by Nobody Nobodievsky May 10, 2008

cold toilet seats

the cold toilet seats are the people who nobody likes to sit on. In other words they are single and lonely. however on further inspection, some people would prefer a cold toilet seat to a warmed one as it makes them paranoid about someone else`s ass having just left.

Oh man, i just got dumped, guess i`ll have to join all the other cold toilet seats now :(

by fuckface101 August 19, 2009