Sea ditches

A ditch in the sea.
they dont exist.

"THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS SEA DITCHES"

by Neil Sheldon October 10, 2008

sea dogging

In the manner of dogging, sailors of seafaring vessels congregate in a designated spot on the ocean to watch couples fornicating on deck. Said in the manner of a pirate, therefore "Sea dawging".

"What were you up to on the weekend, Dave?" "Well, me and the wife went off for a bit of sea dogging." "Nice."

by Andy Slag June 29, 2014

sea breeze

When a person is an ecstacy you use a Vick's Vaport Inhalor and blow the vapor in their eyes and nose and mouth while massaging their face.

I'm rolling balls dude gimme a sea breeze.

by mr. nice guy February 17, 2005

sea wart

the act of a male pulling one testicle out over his waistband and covering it with his shirt. then he lifts the shirt to unsuspecting victims to reveal what looks like a growth on his lower abdomen

joel: did you go to the beach?
jimmy: yeah. i got a sea wart.
joel: let me see...OHHH!!

by jizmasta February 20, 2007

sea of blissful awareness

a place that is complete zen with no bothers or worries and the person is completely aware of this; can be a state of mind or an actual physical place.

"I remember lying in the forest with only the sounds of nature, wind blowing through my hair and leaves at my feet. Truly it was a sea of blissful awareness

by Fox In a Trance June 26, 2009

Sea Jock

A sub species of jock often found living in the middle of the country. They distinguish themselves from the ordinary jock by wearing surf branded clothing such as billabong (often during the winter) and sporting surfer hair-do's (tiny ponytails and bushy hair). A sea jock can be told apart from an actual surfer through their inability to surf/ swim. Note: Sea Jocks retain all the usual traits of a jock such as being an egotistical twat.

I HATE SEA JOCKS!!!

by potato warrior September 7, 2009

Sea Lotion

Another word for Cum/Seamen

dude #1 - I was chillin with my girl n she couldn't take my baby gravy.

dude #2 - Yea my girl loves my Sea Lotion.
dude #1 - Sea Lotion?
dude #2- yea...she say's its salty as shit and is like a rich creamy lotion...Sea Lotion

by 413Smokey420 January 23, 2012