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Granny Scarf

During sex with an old women, her tits are so low and saggy they just get in the way so they are gingerly wrapped around the neck and shoulders to clear the way.
Roger was home on college break when he bagged a granny out for happy hour. He took her home and gave her the granny scarf after her tits kept slapping his abdomen.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2018
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Mink Scarf

When a woman (sporting a full bush) puts her crotch right in his face, and then wraps her legs around his neck
When a woman (sporting a full bush) wraps her legs around his neck... simulating the finest Mink Scarf ...
by Mink Scarf April 13, 2011
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nigger scarf

Finishing the last few crumbs in a bag of chips by tensioning the corners of the bag, angling the lower corner into your mouth and giving the back of the bag a gentle tap or shake so the last few morsels of awesomeness fall directly into your mouth. Savoring the last bits of salty goodness and making the rest of the chip vultures jealous.
Dude, don't nigger scarf the last of my Doritos.
by pimkie April 9, 2009
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poop scarf

a long turd wrapped around your neck for warmth.
dammit! i'm so cold AND i forgot my poop scarf!
by isshehip November 20, 2009
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arse scarf

David Beckham has a lovely collection of arse scarfs.
That bum scarf really brings out the colour of our eyes.
by Wendizzel September 7, 2011
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Bitch scarf

Noun given to a women receiving such rigorous cunnilingus that her legs wrap around the pleaser's head like a warm scarf.
Rigby: Im guessing your date last night went well. Margaret seems happy.

Mordecai: Yeah, it only took a couple of drinks before I made her my bitch scarf.
by DickBangerly November 4, 2012
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head scarf

A silky scarf worn by African American women after they just got they hair did. Worn to keep they do nice. Shouldn't be seen in public but is often spotted roaming down the aisles of Walmart paired with pajama pants and house shoes.
Girl 1: girl why you wearin you head scarf?

Girl 2: I just for my hair did yesterday and I has to keep it fresh fo da club tonight.
by Bigbootystacy May 12, 2014
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