Reuben

Reuben is the boy who makes me happy all the time. He has the most amazing personality you could ever think of. His family all support him. His life is quite messed up but he’s strong. I love him alot. Hes the sweetest, most caring and cutest person you could meet, you should meet a Reuben!

A: Omg i love someone and their personality is amazing

C: They must be a Reuben!

by Aestheticdevils January 26, 2019

Reubankle

A queer and extremely rare condition that affects the ankles, causing them to shrink remarkably and give the impression that the sufferer is actually hovering above his feet.

When infected with this disease one is exceedingly embarassed to display one's feet in public, and their countenance is often kept a closely guarded secret, sometimes even more so than that of the buttocks.

"Sebestian never takes his shoes off, even on the hottest days."

"Yes, I've noticed that. Perhaps he has reubankle."

by Alfiecake July 14, 2009

rebitch

to pass a bitch off to someone else. She might be a total bitch always, or just a bitch right now.

Especially to ditch her by setting her up with another guy, whether that's for dating or just to get some breathing room for the night. It could also be to her friends.

Jim - Hey dude. Where's Erin tonight?

Sam - She was getting on my nerves, so I rebitched her to Amanda.

Jim - Awesome. Billy and I are on our way! Woo hoo!!!

by karbyn January 11, 2010

Reuben

Reuben is the best friend you will ever have. He will always have your back and will sacrifice everything for those he loves. Reuben is rather full of himself and likes to remind you how handsome and dashing he is. Reuben is easily swayed by a bribe but will remain true to his friends. He has many mood swings and gets upset and angry over small things. All his friends adore him and think he is the funniest and smartest guy they know. Reuben has a pretty good singing voice and boy does he know it. Reuben reckons he is Gods gift of perfection to the world but inside he thinks he is sad and worthless even though his friends know that isn’t true. Reuben’s biggest flaw is the fact that he has to be the best at everything or he will have a rage. If you ever lose Reuben then you will feel awful and if he dies then the world will stop working, Reuben said this a lot. He is a smexy devil and is a very nice guy ( even though sometimes he can be a horrible person) and he always gets rejected even though everyone loves him. Reuben’s favourite name is Jerome and he names everything and everyone this name and it drives them crazy

Wow he’s so cute and brave, what a Reuben!

by Skibbs January 13, 2021

rebbish

A racist white redneck. Spiteful towards black people in the South

The lady in the store acted all rebbish because black folks were in there

by Jared500 August 10, 2008

Reuben

The pig who always dies at the end of Minecraft: Story Mode

It’s so sad when Reuben dies

by Mr.Cheezebrgr April 18, 2020

Death and Rebirth

Death and Rebirth is an Evangelion movie. After the 25th and 26th episodes of the Japanese Television anime Neon Genesis Evangelion were released the fans revolted. Studio Gainix had run out of money and the final two episodes of the series were released with poor animation, contained a false "happy go lucky" ending and were overall very confusing. The fans through a shit fit and sent death threats. When Studio Gainix pulled some money together, and got a bit of a hand out from every animation studio in Japan, they produced two Evangelion movies. The first of which was Death and Rebirth. The first half: Death, was a broad recap of the first 24 episodes. Rebirth however was no more than the first 15 minutes of the next movie. The fans once again threw a shit fit and sent death threats. Finally The End of Eva was released, "and all's right with the world."

Allright, for the marathon were gonna do episodes 1 through 24, fuck 25 and 26, fuck death and rebirth, and then we watch the end of eva.

by The Dark Lord of Bass October 10, 2005