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My gf told me to post this for some reason

My gf told me to post this for some reason Because she wanted to try to submit it
by Thick February 8, 2018
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big tits for no reason

When a woman has desirable breasts but a face that is so unappealing that nobody would want to have sex with her.
Bob: Man, Jessica thinks she can get any guy she wants
Bill: Yeah, she has big tits for no reason
by Manginacus December 18, 2010
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retsof

Retsof, New York is a small town in Livingston County near Ossining, in the Rochester, New York metropolitan area. A former salt mine there is now flooded.
by John C. Foster March 12, 2008
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reasonable squeeze

A professional ultimate frisbee team, consisting only of homosexual members.
Hey man, have you heard of reasonable squeeze? We should join.
by jabooty slayer March 19, 2022
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Retronded

A humorous way of spelling "retarded." The implication is that the speaker knows that they're already anticipating being mocked for their own supposed 'retardedness', and wants to goad and provoke others into accusing them of being ignorant by changing the spelling to such an extent. Can also be used as a joke in the debate on just how offensive the word 'retarded' actually is.
Erica: Oh my fucking god, that is so retronded, I don't even know where to begin.
Brett: 'Retronded?' And you're the one going around accusing others of being retarded? Holy shit.
by Mayor Me April 7, 2022
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dire reasons.com

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of the body.
After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't very pretty!
by chrism July 4, 2004
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Alfie Ritson

some boy like, an absolute fucking powerhouse.
Who is Alfie Ritson?

Alfie Ritson is a big unit.
by B1GN1G June 6, 2019
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