remotard

Worse than calling someone a retard, remo or tard. An amalgamation of remo and tard.

short for remedial learning, or one who takes part in this. A slow illiterate retard.

That goddamn remotard! I asked him to do one simple thing and he goes and fogets all about it.

by Smiaras May 6, 2004

remote meat gazer

Remote Meat Gazer- The act of blankly staring as if studying someones package.

Ryan Ibsen is a remote meat gazer.

by novaman November 7, 2007

Remote-remote

When you find/leave a TV remote in a remote area.

That thing was a remote-remote. I couldn't find it anywhere!

by Kevin and Rob March 25, 2010

remond

Usually the last name of a frank, they could be cool guys but are also gay, very homosexual. They fall in love with a girl usually named valentina and go thru many break ups before getting her

That nigga over there is a remond

by Deathfromashinigami February 22, 2019

Remotion

Being returned to your previous job after being demoted.

Bob: Hey man, that sucks that you got demoted and they're bringing in a new guy to do your old job.

Tom: Eh, it's okay. They couldn't find a better person to replace me, so I ended up getting a remotion.

by Moe76 March 22, 2009

Remote Learning

A piece of shit alternative to in-person learning and the fact that colleges won't reduce the tuition even a little bit is obscene.

It's a fucking joke and there will probably be a reckoning for universities once COVID-19 is alleviated.

College is so rewarding and engaging in-person, but remote learning fucking sucks and students are sick of getting ripped off!

by Soul_Driver March 4, 2021

remote viewing

Staring at the remote control wondering why the TV won't turn on.

I spent the last ten minutes remote viewing and missed the start of my favorite show.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 10, 2013