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smooth reentry

1) A man who, after spending an extended period of time in a long term relationship, effectively participates in the modern dating scene without undo difficulties.

2) A space vessel entering the atmosphere with only a moderate amount of turbulence.
Bubba: Dude! Check out the arm candy on Bob! How'd he manage that? That guy hasn't dated since Bruce Willis had hair!

Jack: I see bro. That's a smooth reentry right there.
by Smooth Reentry March 7, 2013
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Reet

Similar to 'tard'--an abbreviation used for 'retard' but in a more jovial than malicious sense.
Can be coupled with certain nouns to enhance the adjective such as Reet Bomb, Reet City, Reetdiculous. The phrase Reet Storm can be used to describe a show of emotion from a Reet.
by haoolj April 11, 2005
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Reeios

Reeios is another word for a women that's funny, the opposite of the word ScrubbyLocks (A Funny man).
Elijah: Hey my girlfriend is a Reeios
John: How funny is she?
by ScrubbyLocks April 19, 2021
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Ah reet

Boy 1: 'you can come over, rents think you're helping me revise'

Boy 2: 'Ah reet, I'll be there soon man'
by Polly AnnaCow June 4, 2011
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Reetlord

Reetlord

An insult which combines the two words "retard" and "lord" to create a new word which can be defined as: lord of the retards or the biggest retard ever.

An even shorter version of the word can be said as simply "reet".
Person 1: "Oh my god -did you see that?! Kanye West fully just stole the mic from Tayler Swift! --HOLY SHIT! He's making a friggin' SPEECH ABOUT HOW BEYONCE SHOULD HAVE WON! Come downstairs and see this!!"

Person 2: "Oh my f- are you serious? God. Kanye West is such a fucking reetlord. Who the fuck would do that."
by Reetlord December 6, 2009
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Reet

Ohhhhhh yeaaaaa REET!
by Julia Williams-McCullough February 16, 2017
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Reet

Commonly used by Americans in the Pacific Northwest. It’s when you are metaphorically fucked in the ass. Also used as reet bomb, reet storm.
#1: “Dude my LA teacher handed me a reet. I got a 53.”

#2: “Shit man. You are in a total reet storm.”
by ReetGod123 August 10, 2018
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