Recession whore

A person who uses the recession as an excuse to free load off others without shame or feeling of resentment. This is used to prevent a person from using their own money and spending or using other people's money. It's pretty much like selling yourself (like your time, looks, etc.) for free stuff in order to survive the recession.

That girl is such a recession whore, she only uses him when she wants to free drinks.

by CrazyFlipKandi June 1, 2009

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Deception Tab Shift

When you deceive your parents that you doing homework by shifting tabs. You put google on one tab and you put the actual website you looking at on another.

Deception Tab Shift

Alex is on facebook
Mom comes in
Alex shifts to google
Mom smiles and leaves room
Alex goes back to facebook

by Almanianc3D May 3, 2010

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Recreational Microbiology

Fermenting alcohol

I dabbled in recreational microbiology last year, and now the fruits of my labor have me dancing on the table in a hula skirt.

My career is in recreational microbiology. I work for Coors.

by cowboyup1876 September 26, 2010

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Redemption Island

That bitchy place where Survivor becomes pointless, and you lose as soon as you get the chance to go back in the game again (ala Ozzy and Matt).

At Redemption Island:

Francesca: I got voted out.
Matt: I did too.
Francesca - Lost
Russell - Lost
Kristina - Lost
Krista - Lost
Stephanie - Lost
Sarita - Lost

Matt is back.

...

Matt: I got voted out.
David: Me too.
Mike: Me three?
Matt: WTF? This aint no duel wit 3 peeps

by GoForTheGoalBiz December 2, 2011

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horizontally receptive

When a female gives consent for sex.

Scott was hoping Katie would be horizontally receptive after their date.

by Clint G April 4, 2006

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Fear-rection

Fear+Erection.

When a woman puts the fear of God into you, and at the same time turns you on.

A woman could be intimidating, scary, or even just irritable.
However, she still may give you a boner.

Stacie just about ripped my head off, but now I got a Fear-rection.

by majorbro May 28, 2011

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