shovel ready

Apt description of being prepared to release when necessary a big ol' whopper of an excuse for offending behavior of any sort

After Paul was dumped naked on his parent's lawn and left for dead, he arose secure in the knowledge he was "shovel ready" to explain everything . ..

by sheila in the car April 5, 2009

rasyiqah

She is a small person with a cute looking ,mature and positive thinking . She rarely crying .

She is so rasyiqah

by Potate7 December 26, 2017

ready rock

Crack rock. Cocaine "ready" to smoke.

I got dat ready rock y'all, 2 for 5 baby.

by The Sheezy August 20, 2003

ready to roll

Being the Up most savage in the room , the point In the night where u are no longer sober and are capable of running threw a brick wall with a giraffe on your back like a stealth bomber

Killed your 30th vodka red bull at 1130 pm and you put a giraffe on your back and send it straight for the the brick wall at this moment your a stealth bomber “ready to roll”

by Trizzology July 16, 2020

Realyn

A person who is so pure that everyone would love to have . A kind, gentle and warm personality that people loves about her. She loves smiling, playing valorant and being loved by someone who is very important to her. She loves making her family proud and focusing on her goals in life. She has a bright future, even brighter than what she expects and she is better, better than what she thinks to herself.

-zy

Realyn ~ Reyalin

by YnZ June 7, 2021

Ready ready strawberry

When a female is giving a male a pre-intercourse blowjob and inadvertently sucks too hard leaving a bruise resembling a strawberry on the head of the male's penis.

Rickey was distraught when he observed his ready ready strawberry from the action he received the night before.

by Peter Rooter June 3, 2023

Paul-Ready

To pack a bag with everything necessary for any given situation physically possible.

"Hey I'm kind of hungry."

"Don't worry I came Paul-ready. I've gote frozen or hors d'oeuvres in my backpack."

"Holy shit zombies!"
"No problem. I'm Paul-ready. I've got throwing stars and this book on how to kill zombies in my backpack

by BikeMarine June 12, 2010