Dick Relish

Sold by vendors as a topping for meaty entrees at certain sporting events, such as the Houston 500.

Get your dick relish. Fresh dick relish here!

by Jim Townerson Jr (THA DEUCE) May 1, 2009

crush relish

When you can't stop slamming sweet pickles. It's extreme.

Yo, I'm going out with the boys to crush relish at the bar.

by Hotyeet November 10, 2019

realism

Form of art or literature where sumthin is "real"; Expressing realistic emotions or actions

1.In his essay about realism, the girl killed herself after learning her evil step-father.
2. The artist's realism came through his work when he used textured canvas to paint a love scene.

by Artistboi May 13, 2005

relish

marijuana, weed, possibly already broken up, ready to get rolled up into chronic dubs and snubbed out to broken roaches leavin blokes all toasted and most still chokin on clouds they ghosted

pass the relish, roll that up

by Matt Hume November 24, 2004

gentlemen's relish

Also known as: male ejaculate, semen, jizz

Excuse me ma'am, I believe you have a small amount of gentlemen's relish on your upper lip.

by Langeama April 25, 2011

Realist

Someone who knows that the SHTF is enevitable although it is unknown when this is going to take place. Realists can often be identified by their gear, it's usually simple yet effective. Examples of realist gear are MRE's, practical firearms, tents, lanterns, Etc.

Liberal Dumbass: Gee Mr. Realist why do you need guns? The government can take care of you. Plus guns are dangerous and only crazies have guns.

Rupert the Realist: Because it's impractical to keep a cop in my pocket and people like you drive me crazy. Now get off my porch before you learn the reality... OF CASTLE DOCTRINE!

by Rupert the Realist May 16, 2010

butt relish

highly insulting reference to a variety of types of leavings from inefficient post-defecatory rectal clean-up

derivatives include:
butt salsa
butt ketchup
butt dip
butt buffet

you get the picture....

"You kiss my boyfriend again, beyotch, and I'll slap you down and make you eat my butt relish!"

by David July 11, 2003