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Everything that is good in the world. The greatest flavor of doritos our universe has ever seen. They are simply awsome.
I could eat only Blazin' Buffalo & Ranch Doritos for the rest of my life.
by Hezron February 27, 2008
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Porter Ranch

A small city full of gated communities north of Los Angeles that has million dollar homes within 1 mile of the fucking dumpy ass retail hell shitbox better known as WalMart. The idiot ass realtors of the Porter Ranch area, want it to be compared to a city like Beverly Hills, only instead of Rodeo Drive adorned with Tiffany, Louis Vuitton, Cartier, it has Rinaldi Ave adorned with WalMart, Famous Footwear, and Sport Chalet! Bottom line, it's Northridge, but pimpier because it has a golf course.
Jack: I live in Porter Ranch.
Sam: Oh, Northridge.
Jack: NO. PORTER RANCH.
by tees June 20, 2008
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dab of ranch

diamonds on an object like a watch or a chain
I just got a watch with a dab of ranch. I just got a new chain with a dab of ranch. I just hit the mall and got a designer belt and a wrist band with a dab of ranch.
by KingTeen March 21, 2017
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ranching it

A slang term for male masturbation.

Ranch dressing resembles semen, so "raching it" means jacking off.
"I heard Joe was ranching it in the school bathroom Tuesday!"
by lalala45677 January 22, 2009
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Rancho Relaxo

n. A psychological place of mental relaxation.
variant: Rancho: v. To relax
1. I had a hard week of work; I'm going to rancho relaxo tonight.
2. You need to rancho right now!
by mattosbueno December 17, 2008
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ranch taco

The act of using ranch dressing as lubricant during sex. After intercourse the ranch dressing is consumed by the male.
Her pussy was so dry he needed to ranch taco that shit.

For her birthday I gave her a ranch taco.
by Jc25 April 23, 2014
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Raunchalada

When you ejaculate inside of a Woman's and/or Man's Asshole, and it infuses with soft, warm Poop, Creating a "Cheesy", "Beefy" looking Substance.
Example: Man 1#: Dude i just Raunchalada'd the shit out of that Bitch.
Man 2#:Sounds Delicious!
by H.A.MSandwichOddFuture1595 February 10, 2015
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