roflwemp

Rolling On The Floor Laughing While Eating Mashed Potatoes.

girl: "Love at first sight is like instant mashed potatoes".

guy: "Omfg! roflwemp."

by drewski3222 March 3, 2011

rofladmt

rolling on the floor laughing and dropped my taco

rofladmt is similar to {roflmao}

by Tempting Tess September 25, 2011

roflwm

Rolling on the Floor Laughing While Masturbating.

Person 1 - Gtg masturbate, ttyl
Person 2 - One step ahead of ya buddy
Parson 1 - ROFLWM

by Thor Isascrub January 27, 2012

ROFLWP

Rolling On The Floor Laughing While Peeing
That means it was really funny.

ROFLWP! HE ACTUALLY DID THAT? THAT'S SO FUNNY! ROFLWP ROFLWP ROFLWP

by SwiftieForevs May 27, 2013

roflastc

rolling on the floor and smelling the carpet

'oh me and lucas were just roflastc-ing, come join us'

by shortshortstuff February 21, 2012

roflagasm

noun
an uncontrollable laughing fit. often causing tears of laughter, rolling on the floor and generally arousing attention.
the ultimate extreme of laughing!

'oh my god that was so funny, i nearly had a roflagasm!'

'oh god look at him having a roflagasm'

by holly roberts July 21, 2007

ROFLAPMP

Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Peeing my Pants

Dana tell that joke and I started ROFLAPMP

by Luis Castro May 16, 2006