Biddienomical recession

The lack of biddies( hot women) in a certain area over a given amount of time.

jake " yo where the biddies at?"
austin " Dude such a Biddienomical recession."

by biddie nation October 23, 2011

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postpartum recession

N. The period of time after the baby comes, but before you return to work, but you've used up all the baby shower gifts and gift cards.

Brenda experienced a postpartum recession about two months after Tiffanique was born. It was time to get back to work serving lattes at the BuzzBrain Drive-thru.

by PJ the Coug November 19, 2016

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Recess Wedding Epidemics are when two popular kids in 2nd - 5th grade have a recess wedding (see recess wedding) and magically, everyone else has one too. Recess wedding epidemics can last from a week to the end of the school year. They usually can't be stopped easily by teachers, but it's possible. When they can't be stopped, it's either because:
1. The same kids (or different ones) who started it had another recess wedding.
2. The other kids look up to their Kid Couple of the Week, and therefore it doesn't stop until the recess relationship stops.
3. Kids have ✨hidden✨ recess weddings and it looks like it stopped for a bit until some dumb kids don't get the memo and suddenly even the bathroom floor germs know about Little Jimmy's recess wedding and it usually stops there.

Kid 1: Hey, did you hear? Jessica and Tommy started a recess wedding epidemic. Man, i hate them.
Kid 2: I dunno, Tommy helped me hold hands with Susie, so we might have a recess wedding.
Kid 1: Not you too! Frick recess wedding epidemics.

by BiodegradableBabies August 29, 2020

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