Pertussis

A "whooping" cough like disease that is often found on Lond Island. The illness is spread through making out with kids infected at your school.

Symptoms include coughing once, mono and having been in a band.

bryce killed you: i think i have pertussis.

by Samualchan June 1, 2006

pertdal

Someone who is very sexually straight

David is so pertdal that he slept with five chicks last night!

by singular2211 February 11, 2009

Pert Squirt

(n.) The bloody mess ejected from a woman's vagina during her menstrual cycle, or 'pert'.

Dude, Janice 'pert squirted' all over her parents brand new leather sofa! They were so pissed!

by jaynation December 29, 2009

Perty The Whale

The retarted cousin of perry the platypus

A whale???? PERTY THE WHALE???!!!!

by Gog403 February 6, 2023

i am in pursue of knowledge that pertains to the individual that goes by Joseph

A fancy way of saying who is joe

Guy 1: i am in pursue of knowledge that pertains to the individual that goes by Joseph
Guy 2: Joseph Mother

by yupit'shim March 25, 2021

Perthetic

Adj;
Portmanteau of the words 'Perth' and 'Pathetic', pronounced Perth-thetic; in reference to the state of social existence or general attitudes of residents in the city of Perth, Australia. Often associated with laziness or an extreme 'Ho-Hum' demeanor.

-What do you mean you're closing at 4:30?! The sign says you're open till 5. That's just Perthetic

-The drivers here are perthetic! Doesn't anyone actually care about getting to where they're going? Hey Jerkass! The Overtaking Lane is for Overtaking!!!

by Sneaky Tiki March 25, 2011

Perth College

all girl school that is worse than hell. Uniforms are made for nuns and cost more than the school fees. Most girls become fake ass fags once year 7 starts and the school doesn’t do shit to help. Think they are the best school and don’t talk to guys. The school is a crackhouse😘

Perth college girl: omg my dad just brought me the iPhone X and I’m going to figi. Your so poor
Me: ok ur gay

by ilovemymumlol April 22, 2019