Putin’s Puppet

An increasingly popular nickname for our Russky in the White House.

Without a doubt he has been Putin’s Puppet all along.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 24, 2019

Columbian Puppy Chow

The act of pouring cocaine into the vaginal chasm and snorting it out.

Person 1: Yo, Are you ok with me giving your mom a Columbian Puppy Chow?
Person 2: No!
Person 1: Too late it happened last night. :D

by Formal Member of the KKK March 28, 2015

Puppy Piss

(a) The best of the best under any circumstances.

Dallas: "Did you see that crazy wave I just rode?"
Jose: "No. Was it a big one?"
Dallas: "Big is an understatement! It was a Puppy Piss wave!

by Wild N' Out March 5, 2018

Potato Puppet

An eleventeen in a half foot tall hallowed out potato so it can be a puppet.
Usually wear masks.
Very Dangerous.
Stay Back.
(will take over the world with Siri and the amazon Alexa.)

Hey look a potato puppet we should probally stay away it could attack us.

by ExplosivePotatoCarrots December 28, 2017

puppy test

An online checklist to score a puppy for behavior, intelligence and temperament. The purpose is to select the right puppy for the right home.

"I used a puppy test at the animal rescue center to select our family dog."

by yes juanito yes September 26, 2014

puppy dog eyes

A sad look that is supposed to evoke pity. Gets it names from the animal that invented it.

Don't give me those puppy dog eyes! No means no.

by frabrizio June 9, 2018

lost puppy

a hopeless person that follows you around for your affection or time because they love you

stella was following me around like a lost puppy at school today

by im joking don’t b mad dawg 😔☝️ August 13, 2021