ween punted

To be legendarily kicked in the groin as if an NFL punter had done it.

Chris Christie's presidential aspirations got ween punted when the people found out his administration closed the George Washington Bridge to hurt the children of democrats.

by aeropb January 13, 2014

Fuck-Punted

To kick and launch, a person, animal, or inanimate object while fucking.

“Jesus! What happened to the humidifier?”
“Oh man... must have accidentally fuck-punted that thing last night...”

by FPunterman January 23, 2020

punker

n. A punk rock musician.
or
n. One who affects punk styles.

by Jessy June 13, 2003

Punkerslut

A sexually promiscuous punk rock chick.

"I saw a hot punkerslut at the bar last night!"

by Jessy June 11, 2003

Knuckle Pucked

-To get all sorts of fucked up
-Wasted
-Trashed
-Ripped
-Hammered

It was reported that Tiger Woods got Knuckle Pucked and Drank himself into oblivion the other night before he drove his Escalade into a fire hydrant and a tree.

by JDubsEPA December 2, 2009

Pinked

To be have rough anal intercourse with another man with lots of hitting and slapping but no loving gestures. The preson being pinked usually ends up eating the santorum.

Roger would've enjoyed being pinked a if bubba wasn't so rough

by Jeff Killeen December 21, 2004

punker

Not a punk, get over it. Used for a person that a non-punk person would think of as a punk (but usually isn't). Isn't it some little boy that screws old men, too?

You're like such a punker!

by L.o.l.a...V. December 25, 2003