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Promise

Basically, its a new way of lying. Mainly used by guys who want girls to get off their backs. Also see lies
Boy:I will always love you.
Girl:promise?
boy:yup. I promise.

Two weeks later -

Boy:I'm sorry. It's over.
by !emoXvampire! June 8, 2009
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promised neverland

best anime ever. its not gay like naruto
jerry:i like naruto
norman:frik u promised neverland is better
by Jungterssssss December 12, 2019
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A "Nature's Promise"

The execution of an extremely satisfying bowel movement. A wholesome dump.
Dawg, after the chowing down at that churrasco, I needed to let go of a "nature's promise". Feeling ten pounds lighter.
by Beef401 January 12, 2022
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Procastibaking

To avoid work by making lots of delicious baked goodies, particularly of the cupcake variety. Urges occur when there is lots of work to be done, but no particular reason to bake.
"I've not even started writing yet, I've spent way too long procastibaking."
"I'm fat and I've failed my degree. Damn you procastibaking!"
by Siouxsie de Barnsley February 21, 2010
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Promiscuous Surrender

Event that occurs when senior management sets up a company for sale, and races to sell it to anyone as fast as possible, so that they can paid out on a change-of-control clause in their employment contracts. Antonym of, or opposite of, a Hostile Takeover. Commonly executed by incompetent senior management in over their heads in terms of business challenges.
Our CEO, a supposedly good salesman, could not increase sales during his six year stint, so he cut costs and performed a promiscuous surrender so he could score a $50 million payout for himself. And we are not getting bonuses this year. What a flaming asshole.
by plresults October 26, 2011
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Promiscuity

1) The activity/condition of engaging in sexual acts with many partners, often during the same time periods.

2) Indiscriminate mixture or hodgepodge.
1) The average American has had 14 sexual partners in their lifetime? The high level of promiscuity in America today is just disturbing.

2) There were so many images splashed together everywhere I couldn't make anything out in the promiscuity of it all.
by Axiomatic June 25, 2009
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Procastibating

Procastibating is the practice of masturbating in order to procastinate.
When I have lots of homework I, instead of doing it, end up procastibating do all the homework in a caffeine fueled frenzy at 2:00 in the morning.
by edumacator February 12, 2007
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