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poking

When someone keeps referring to your faults while you're trying to or inticing accomplish something or even when you're just doing you. Someone who tries to make your flaws or bad habits evident in attempt to embarrass or bring you down. This doesn't have to be done deliberately but typically is and usually brings the "pokey" to contemplate what the "poker" is criticizing aka poking
1) When you begin to clean your room and your mom walks by and starts poking at how you vacuum or the way you fold your clothes. like bitch please I don't see you coming in here to help. Match up my socks or keep it movin

2) When you order a fatty burger and your boyfriend orders a salad - he will most likely start poking at your eating choices and habits. DO NOT listen to that bullshit. You are a woman not a rabbit. Top of the food chain - you best order the rarest cow with extra cheese and devour that bitch like it's your last meal. FUCK THE POKERS
by Luminati February 27, 2017
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Poking the bear

it is to express extreme annoyance and irritation by someone deliberately trying to PISS YOU OFF.
Friend: Haha u got wrecked, scrub
You: POKING THE BEAR, DONT PISS ME OFF.
by Ethxnol April 26, 2020
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poking

adj. Being in a state of having to poop imminently, but not necessarily urgently. In other words, when you can feel a turd trying to poke its way out your butt hole.
Hey, can we pause the game for a few minutes? I'm poking.
by MmmVomit April 16, 2014
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Poking Stick

A stick used to poke ice to see if it's strong enough to walk on.
Damnit, i fell in the lake, fucking poking stick
by Karyn & Shaun February 9, 2004
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Poking stick

Eg...Dave is spooning Maya.

Maya says... Stop poking me with your poking stick
by Spazzy714 January 14, 2011
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poking out

southern slang used to take about 84's
rims that stick out from the tires
i got 84's poking out, paul wall
by bert2 July 21, 2005
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Plant Potting

When you shit in a girls mouth then stick your dick in as if you are planting seed.
He Stew, I plant potting your mum last night. She didn't even gag!
by matdex August 4, 2009
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