A term used to describe an action, thought, or sentence that makes zero sense. It can also be used to call someone who is oblivious to the obvious or fail to understand simple meaning. This word is often used as a put down but real Pollock's take it as a compliment.
Zack calls his dad, "Hey dad i locked my keys in the car can you bring me a spare set?"
Dad :"Yeah son where you at?"
Zack: "I am at Kroger. Please hurry it is about to rain and the windows are down."
Dad: "Damn Pollock."
Dad :"Yeah son where you at?"
Zack: "I am at Kroger. Please hurry it is about to rain and the windows are down."
Dad: "Damn Pollock."
by The big Pollock October 14, 2016
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Verb. To create an unruly masterpiece in ones pants (in reference to abstract expressionist Jackson Pollock known for his unique style of drip painting)
Dude! This chick was grinding me on the DF and I pollocked my pants.
The hormone monster visited me last night and I pollocked my pants. Jackson would be proud
The hormone monster visited me last night and I pollocked my pants. Jackson would be proud
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Get the pollocked mug.A group of guys surrounding a girl in a circle bent over after eating ex-lax, blasting her in the face with shit and her then rubbing the cock until explosion.
Long week at work and your friends call you over for a poocockie session Friday night with the new girl at work.
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