pooaplegic

n. A person experiencing loss of sensation in the legs after an extended period of reading on the toilet.

Impatient restaurant patron: "If you spend any longer in there you'll become a pooaplegic!"

by Harry Sargent June 14, 2008

pochado

To spill hot coffee on your shirt or tie.

I bet he will pochado when he takes a drink.

by Ivana big richard December 11, 2009

Pochato

(verb) To pochato. To bend at the hips and bounce one's tokus (the buttox) backwards into an opponent. May be used as a defense mechanism or as a popular dance move.

Yo dawg did you see that chick pochato that other chick away from that dude last night! I was like Dayyyuuumm Ginaaaa!

by Sir Pochatosalot April 13, 2011

poochas gachas

The act of pinching or pulling on your underwear though your pants in order to wipe your ass, often times creating a shit stain on one's tidy whiteys.

Did you see that guy grab the back of his shorts and jam his fingers in?...he's got a bad case of poochas gachas!

by Renegade Rider Palos Verdes August 29, 2014

Pooball

A ball of poo

My Pooball were huge last night after I ate Mexican food.

by POO IN MY DOOKIE HOLE July 18, 2017

Poodaner

a womans vagina

doode morgans/jalynns poodaner smelt like a piece of fish!!

by IamD.fin. March 27, 2009

poobar

energy bars (i.e. powerbars, et al) which have the appearance of a turd.

'That poobar sure looks mighty delicious!'

by TwizeeK January 23, 2004