Dude do you have any poofa?
Fuuck man I'm hella poofin...
Did you poof last night?
You dropped the poofa you fucking idiot!
Fuuck man I'm hella poofin...
Did you poof last night?
You dropped the poofa you fucking idiot!
by Brooke P. April 26, 2005
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"You know you had a good night when you wake up with poogars in your mustache!"
"Poogars come from great mustache rides!"
"The remains on your mustache after giving good face to a juicy woman is poogarlicious!"
"Don't pick your poogars in public, someone might like it."
"You know you had a good night when you wake up with poogars in your mustache!"
"Poogars come from great mustache rides!"
"The remains on your mustache after giving good face to a juicy woman is poogarlicious!"
"Don't pick your poogars in public, someone might like it."
by Loffs crew January 23, 2009
Get the poogar mug.Sue-poofery is the art of actively seeking out homosexual men, and finding some way of sueing them. It is not a very well-known art, but is commonly used by many homophobics as a way to make gays' lives less enjoyable.
However, sue-poofery can also be a coincidence, and the person sueing may not even be aware of the other's sexuality.
On top of this, someone may sue a gay man and it could have nothing to do with that gay man's sexuality.
However, sue-poofery can also be a coincidence, and the person sueing may not even be aware of the other's sexuality.
On top of this, someone may sue a gay man and it could have nothing to do with that gay man's sexuality.
1)Craig - So, what did you do last night?
Daniel - Oh not much, just got up to some sue-poofery.
2)Jeremy - Dude, I just totally sued Tom Cruise for hitting me with his car!
Bob - jeremy, you do know you just commited sue-poofery, don't you!!?
3)Becca - Stuart stole money from me again! There's gonna be some serious sue-poofery for this!
Peter - It isn't even a real word!!!!
Daniel - Oh not much, just got up to some sue-poofery.
2)Jeremy - Dude, I just totally sued Tom Cruise for hitting me with his car!
Bob - jeremy, you do know you just commited sue-poofery, don't you!!?
3)Becca - Stuart stole money from me again! There's gonna be some serious sue-poofery for this!
Peter - It isn't even a real word!!!!
by Bedeb Aibcad April 19, 2008
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Get the pooparoni mug.The well meaning, yet throughly annoying, people who want to play with and talk to your dog while you are trying to get him to go to the bathroom.
M: Why did it take you so long to walk Charles?
L: It took for ever to get him to go because he was so distracted by the pooparazzi. I finally had to go to another street so he could pee and poo in private.
L: It took for ever to get him to go because he was so distracted by the pooparazzi. I finally had to go to another street so he could pee and poo in private.
by Mr. Jet Set October 10, 2008
Get the pooparazzi mug.Used as a precursor to copulation, intercourse, fornication, procreation, or any form of sexy time bedroom activities between two willing lovers. Popfarts began in the civil war era as a way to treat pancreatitis, gout, and scrotum cancer--it is also cited as the initial cause of scurvy.
Popfarts is best utilized when a man loves a woman--although he doesn't have to love her, nor do the duo have to be hetero; in fact, homosexuality is encouraged when farting off said breakfast pastries. Not to be confused with the breakfast pasty. See also: salami nipples.
Popfarts begins when one participant acquires poptarts and places them directly covering the entrance to the rectum of the other participant. The initiator must then wait for the recipient to fart the poptart off of their backside for intercourse to continue. If said fartee should stain the poptart a particular shade of brown from excessive force, said fartee shall be banished from the particular sexual encounter, and must wait a full twenty-four hours before returning to Poundtown, USA.
(optional) If no stain should occur, the poptart may be consumed only after completion of both parties.
Popfarts is best utilized when a man loves a woman--although he doesn't have to love her, nor do the duo have to be hetero; in fact, homosexuality is encouraged when farting off said breakfast pastries. Not to be confused with the breakfast pasty. See also: salami nipples.
Popfarts begins when one participant acquires poptarts and places them directly covering the entrance to the rectum of the other participant. The initiator must then wait for the recipient to fart the poptart off of their backside for intercourse to continue. If said fartee should stain the poptart a particular shade of brown from excessive force, said fartee shall be banished from the particular sexual encounter, and must wait a full twenty-four hours before returning to Poundtown, USA.
(optional) If no stain should occur, the poptart may be consumed only after completion of both parties.
Dude me and Debra had the most amazing time last night. We engaged in popfarts and it made for a mighty hearty breakfast the next day.
by Statutory Crepe! April 1, 2017
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