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Polka Hardcore

A very intense form of music and/or dance created by The Corsetts they own/rock/will kick your ass if you're not cool and still try to master Polka Hardcore. Polka Hardcore is only for hardcore kids, not teeny boppers, posers, gangstas, scene/emo kids or pot heads/coke fiends. Polka Hardcore requires massive amounts of training sometimes 20 hours a day and heavy cash donations to the creators The Corsetts or else they'll own you. Ninjas are naturally Polka Hardcore masters.
"I'm giving all my money to The Corsetts because Polka Hardcore is better than having a house."

"Pfft. I'm giving up sex for Polka Hardcore because Polka Hardcore is one huge orgasm."

"I wanna be a ninja so i can Polka Hardcore."
by DivaDevin October 14, 2005
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Izzy-Dizzy Lovey-Dovey Polka Dot Show

A recorded program that starred the souls of Isabella Leavitt and Alec Lopez, and his brother Austin. Recorded on a home video camera, the tape has since been lost. The show has Alec and Izzy starring in several different immature skits, including imitating Barbie and Ken, and spoofs of commercials. The 2 have recently agreed to shoot another version of the show, set to premiere on a video hosting website such as youtube, sometime in the Fall.
Person 1: I can't wait for the new version of the Izzy-Dizzy Lovey-Dovey Polka Dot Show to hit Youtube.

Person 2: Me too

Person 1: Alec and Izzy are the bestest!
by OracleOXYGEN October 12, 2008
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Pooskati

A fat man that is under the control of ronald mickdonald. They roam the streets on fridays looking for young children
"NOOO! its Pooskati! Hes coming for my bum!"
by Chowbuuuuukniortangi! August 31, 2003
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Polski Rat

When you speak with someone who is polish and think what an absolute bender
You see Hubert and Norbert over there yeah, they’re polski rats
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Polka

When you get shot in the face while cooking somthing.
im gonna go Polka dancing
by Squeky Clean February 3, 2005
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Polka Dot Head

A person that is thinking many different almost unconnected things and usually tells them aloud without consent; one with a vast of random thoughts
Lucy: What is with Tom today? He won't shut up. And barely makes any sense
Tom: Oh man. The Red Hot Chili Peppers are performing today! Speaking about chilies, I could go for some Mexican food about now. Yeah! What is Obama going to do about immigrants....
Josh: Seriously, what a Polka Dot Head!
by SirPseudo June 13, 2009
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Polkadotted Manstache

severally obese female with addiction to fast greasy food, cheattos, flicking beans in the dark and stomping. beware this creature refuses to wax the stache so some braiding skills may be necessary. In order to quiet the creature one must provide Jimmy's food (anything from the menu is fine bc she'll eat anything). Please report any sightings of the manstache because your life may be in danger!!!!!
Did you see the Polkadotted Manstache? yea i think im blind now
by April 24th May 2, 2007
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