When you are dry humping your girlfriend before sex, you bust a moose load inside your undies 5 min in. No sex occurs. So in panicked desperation you try to clean yourself up w the cum encrusted undies, therefore making yourself more cummy
by AK41 December 18, 2017
Demon Pint - The one brand of beer that gets you absaloutley wobbled after 2-3 pints of it.
(applicable to the UK)
(applicable to the UK)
Big Larry - Heck Kev, iv had 2 pints of the San Miguel and I'm feeling rocked.
Little Kev - Aye, that's this pubs demon pint!
Little Kev - Aye, that's this pubs demon pint!
by JackH0121 August 06, 2019
A person who sips the same pint all night and does not understand how rounds of drinks work in a group.
Ronald sipped his pint that i bougth him all night and left me with an empty glass when it was his round! Ronald is a pint dodger...
by rolf harris nistleroy cuba September 03, 2009
The noble and heroic act of consuming a Pint's worth of spirits in the space of 60 minutes. World-renowned for its role in the completion of operation Dong. The golden pint is known to cause sexual assault when done incorrectly.
by Slick operator 123 May 31, 2019
When trying to seduce a female, you must simply put your cock in a half filled pint glass( liquid of choice). once inserted the female will acknowledge how high the water level has increased, the higher the water level, the more masculine one will seem, increasing said males chances of reproduction
ben: did you fuck her ?
isaac : yes i did, thank god for the dick pint tho eh? wouldnt have hit without it
isaac : yes i did, thank god for the dick pint tho eh? wouldnt have hit without it
by dick pint February 25, 2023
A pint of lager. Mostly said by the older generations who remember when Wrexham produced the majority of lager within the UK. However it should be continued as a symbol of pride in our alcoholic tendencies.
A pint of Wrexham, in fact make that 3, 3 shots of sammy b as well and a packet of crisps. What you having keitho la?
by 2hellas6 September 09, 2009
A girl who hangs around, has sex with meth dealers in exchange for their drugs. Pint hoes usual are homeless girls who steal, lie, cheat their way through life. They can’t take care of themselves and cling to whatever guy will give them attention. Pint hoes will always deny being a pint hoe that’s how you know they are pint hoes.
“Do you know Megan? “
“Yup, she will suck anyone’s dick for meth”
“Just like Haley, fuck they are such pint hoes.”
“Yup, she will suck anyone’s dick for meth”
“Just like Haley, fuck they are such pint hoes.”
by Thisisntmyfirsttime September 10, 2019