Perennial Boner Logistics

A complex schematic outline or diagram teaching a man how to get and keep a solid hard on for an extensive period of time.

No dude I can't hang out tonight, I have to watch a DVD on PERENNIAL BONER LOGISTICS. Im having a hard time getting it up and keeping it there too.

by psylence July 11, 2015

once percenter

Once percenter is a lesser man that claims he a one percenter.but then rides same club as his wife

Theo Bro. .are u outlaw biker...no me and Mrs are once percenter by our charter...riding together has strength our marriage.

by N3v1ll3 May 2, 2019

Thirteen Percenters

Black People

Honky: What are you Thirteen Percenters doing? Smoking Devil’s Lettuce as always?

by snowflakescandie April 11, 2022

Pepeng

THE FUCKING TYPHOON PREDICTED TO KILL US ALL. No, just kidding.

Should be called the epic sequel to Ondoy.

Is at around 205km/h, and should get stronger.

It's a supertyphoon, and supertyphoons can lift houses off of the ground.

We're all dead. Period.

*closes eyes and whispers* I suggest you take cover, unless you want your life to go

*shouts* BOOOOOOM.

That is all. *leaves*

(Oh, this SO goes well with my Ondoy definition. XD --tadaa_ishness)

Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *runs around in circles*
Guy 2: What the fucking hell is wrong with you?
Guy 1: Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe...
Guy 2: PE WHAT?
Guy 1: Pe, Pe, Pe, OH WE'RE ALL DEAD!
Guy 2: WHAT?
Guy 1: Pepeng. It's a Category 5(strongest) typhoon.
Guy 2: OH FGLMCGRUHSVMUHES! AAAAAAAAAH
Guy 1 and Guy 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

by tadaa_ishness October 1, 2009

1 percent game

When you try to bust a nut with one percent left on your phone

Guy- wanna play the 1 percent game?
Guy- No, Nigga? That’s gay!

by adampepperoniman26 August 20, 2021

perrenial partygoer

someone who would go to the opening of an envelope(rimshot)
See Paris Hilton,the late great Martin Slobotkin of Boston

I can only aspire to be a perrenial partygoer....

by sheila in the car June 22, 2009

Perentes

The official ship name of Tony Perry and Mike Fuentes of Pierce The Veil. This name was created because of the many pictures of Tony and Mike messing around. This is not a popular ship.

OMG, this Perentes fanfiction is amazing!

by Anonymous ~~ January 6, 2013