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by my name is paisley March 30, 2022
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Logan Passey

(V): when a guy kisses his ex-girlfriend one night and his new crush the next night
Guy 1: Did you hear what mark did over the weekend?

Guy 2: No! What?

Guy 1: He kissed his ex Jessica on Friday after the dance and on Saturday he kissed Allison; the girl that he likes now.

Guy 2: No way! He totes Logan Passey-ed her.
by Doopsh June 11, 2013
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paisley

Paisley is good looking he's really funny and is really cool paisley is know to be interesting and intelligent and is really sporty.

He can also make people laugh like you never have before.
I saw a guy yesterday and he was definitely a paisley.
by Paisley boy May 28, 2017
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Code Paisley

Sweeping generality for actually saying something exciting and original if you get the once-in-a-lifetime chance to use the cashier's intercom at Walmart or a similar franchise; ie, if you say "Cleanup in Aisle 69" or "Code Red in Feminine Hygiene Products" or make way off base sex sounds, this is NOT a Code Paisley, and you fail.
Walmart cashier to the person in front of you: Let's go look for that.
You, to intercom, in accent of choice: Attention, valued Walmart customers, we have a Code Paisley. I repeat, we have a Code Paisley, all badly dressed old women please evacuate immediately. Other valued Walmart customers, please remain calm and follow protocol and the danger will soon be passed. Thank y-
Walmart cashier: Get off of that! Do you want to get me fired from the career opportunity of a lifetime?!
by WalmartLove September 30, 2009
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Paisley

A pretty, cute, beautiful girl that will always make you laugh. Paisley is a great friend and a greater girlfriend. She is also thiccer than a sniccer and is more of a full course meal than a Snacc.
Yo dude did you see Paisley today”
“Yea bro thicc as fuck
by SharkboiLavagirl October 27, 2018
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Paisley

A bitch, fucking lesbian peasant with flappy flap jacks and ugly, she will always be that one bitch
A paisley bitch
by Hzhsjjshsjdjxhxbjs February 1, 2020
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pastey

usually a pale, skinny, long shaggy haired, crackhead.
skin tone is very abnormal, looks high 24/7.
man thats your boyfriend? he looks like some pastey dude from upstate.
by andy Viet G style July 29, 2008
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