Pandemic Hole

When your anus or vagina is so tight from not having sex throughout the pandemic that you’re almost virgin like.

I was fucking this guy last night and he had to stop a few minutes into it because he was already sore. Must be a case of pandemic hole.

by Strobesauce April 11, 2021

Pandemic 10

Someone who looks better with a mask on.

Finally took her out and saw her without a mask on, turns out she was just a pandemic 10.

by Shmelliot April 19, 2021

pandemic generation

The generation of babies born beginning in March 2020

My three nieces belong to the pandemic generation.

by Etewilak May 4, 2021

Pandemic Virgin

One who went thru all of Covid-19 with out sex

I started covid single so I was forced to become a Pandemic Virgin

by Defecter May 11, 2021

pandemic resolution

something that are going to accomplish during the next pandemic shutdown

My desktop is just loaded with files. That will be a good pandemic resolution, I will be sure to clean them up during when I'm trapped at home for 3 months again.

by Sister Wives July 22, 2021

Pandemic men

Men who know nothing about making the first move, being chivalrous or courting a lady first. They expect the woman to make the first move always.

Girl I'm sick of these pandemic men always asking me what are we doing !!

by Aries4Queen November 27, 2021

Pandemic Fatties

A term used to describe weight gained throughout the COVID Pandemic due to quarantine and eating out of boredom. This is in reference to "Freshman 15" commonly used in USA and "First Year Fatties" commonly used in Australia and New Zealand to describe weight gain during first year at the university.

"I got the Pandemic Fatties" - Post-Pandemic plump person
"WOW you look like shit. Those Pandemic Fatties really got to you." - Observer of a plump person who has the Pandemic Fatties.

by Pandemic P January 12, 2022