shart palpitations

the act of suffering a shart attack. followed by a series of moistening after sharts.

possibly after a night of imbibing an unhealthy amount of alcohol and protein shakes.

or a bad fish taco washed down with tijuana tap water

GUY1) man, i deserve a medal. i just powered through hung over breakfast with my fiances parents.
GUY2) that tends to suck...
GUY1) yah. it tends to suck worse when hang over farts morph into shart palpitations without any warning.

GUY2) sounds like a productive sunday.
GUY1) yah. i've had worse days... just wish i wasn't wearing white kaki cargo shorts
GUY2) i warned you about that

by ck slick June 3, 2009

pakhi

The nicest and loveliest person on earth. She loves kpop and her ultimate bias group is exo. She loves going on long late night walks when the world is silent and looking up at the stars. She likes clicking pictures of things and people she loves. She enjoys fangirling. And her ideal type is 'Peter K'.
Everyone loves her the most, and she resembles the character of 'Caroline' from vampire diaries.

Pakhi is a pure sunshine and blessing to this dark world

by FulltimePotterhead July 3, 2019

Pakistani fly trap

A Vagina that is unwashed, sweaty, salty, odorous, and hairy.

God damn that chick wearing the burka robe smells like pakistani fly trap.

by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

halal papi

Dubai’s biggest chamak and fuck boy. He calls himself halal even though he never prays once. He wears fake shit and thinks he is a hype beast. Tells everyone he is persian even though he is afghani. He roams mostly in dubai mall with his other friend khaloof rae (another chamak) and think they’re so cool. They flirt with 12 year olds and think they’re cool. He smokes drinks and acts big and listens to 21 savage

If you see him anywhere walk the other side he is very chamak

“Omg halal papi is so ugly omg”

by notachamak November 23, 2019

pakis ankles

when you smoke a cigarette all the way to the butt

James is such a cheap skate he has to smoke pakis ankles

by jordayy March 5, 2008

Pakijeet

Pakistani pajeets who try to racially abuse Indians, but themselves are the most degenerate community in the whole world, as their common hobbies include raping dead bodies of women, sexually assaulting and raping anything that breathes and trying to call themselves the superior race.

Hey look that pakijeet is going to the cemetery to do his thing again.

by bp7492 June 18, 2023

Fart Palpitations

Working so hard to get a fart out that it causes your heart to skip a beat.

I blacked out from trying to pass gas the other day. The doctor said it must be fart palpitations.

by Ronkonkoma November 18, 2010