Padwock

The name of a retarded kid who can't spell padlock

Look at That Padwock over there!

by donald trump is real 922 March 23, 2017

Mr. Paddock

A science teacher that hates everything and can’t teach for the life of him. Nothing he says makes sense. Students often get really creepy vibes from him.

Person #1: who’s your science teacher?
Person #2: Mr. Paddock.
Person #1: good luck, I nearly failed that class because of him

by Spooky.scary.skeletons October 19, 2019

padonga

A reflection from exterior light on the TV.

watching the footy, the sun breaks through the clouds through the window and reflecting of the TV making the picture harder to see clearly. Sort out that padonga so I can watch the footy.

by Dano Pils February 25, 2004

Pajogan

Mohawk slang word for penis. I think it originated among the Mohawks but it seems all Indians are aware of the term.

She's so sexy but I can't fuck her cause she's got a boyfriend so now I got settle for floggin' the pajogan.
OR
During the threesome I wanted to fuck him so bad but she was hoggin' his pajogan.
OR
No, my pajogan isn't circumcised.

by El Diablo Reebotico February 23, 2009

pajonga

An unusually large penis

Austin has a Pajonga. He must get all the bitches

by Dez4ever July 5, 2014

Padlock Necklace

Was once a sign that someone belonged to the BDSM community but has do been popularized by the Alt community.

"Are you into _?"
"No, why?"

"Oh you're wearing a padlock necklace."

by Krose__9560 July 1, 2021

Dirty Padron

The act of molesting your own gooch.

I gave myself a dirty padron today, and now my hands smells bad but good at the same time.

by MrGoochSauce25 September 28, 2010