putty crotch

When a woman’s genitalia, mainly the labia, hangs down and features quite stretchy attributes similar to a glob of putty.

Skyler: “Sam had me over yesterday, she kept begging me to stretch out her box flaps around my willie!”
Conrad: “oh dang dude! Did you get all over that putty crotch? “
Skyler: “Yes.”

by Mr. Woodshop Teacher June 8, 2018

puttcuck

A disenfranchised, underperforming, 20-something to middle-aged white male finding acceptance in golf clubs with similar men. This beta male feels emasculated in the work place especially in the presence of successful females. Wearing golf apparel with garish belts and backward hats is his uniform for all occasions. Interests include: other people's wealth, bourbon collecting, crypto trading, self aggrandizing posts, and living beyond their means all while having an unhealthy addiction to sports betting.

Kolton is such a puttcuck… he’s never prepared for client meetings and wears golf attire like it’s formal wear.

by Jason Edward Reasaround, Esq October 25, 2023

Slutty Putty

when someone fingers a slut, and they squirt all over them

Ryan: dude, mikey got slutty putty all over forest last night.
Kevin: damn, thats dirty

by tedddy<3 July 16, 2009

Putting your best ball forward

When you put your best ball forward, you are willing to going the extra mile in trying to please your partner in the bedroom, no matter how tired, stressed out or troubled your present period in life may be.

Mike: "Do your cares leave you with no time or troubles with Lina bro?"
John: "Nah. I leave that outside the bedroom. End of the day, I committed to her and I got to fulfill my promises. I'll always give her all attentions as usual.
Mike: "Great to hear so. No matter what, you're putting your best ball forward when needed".

by Parcerito March 11, 2014

Aesthetically off putting

A kind way of telling someone that they're ugly

Bro, even with all that makeup that girl is still aesthetically off putting

by Nazannex March 5, 2023

Putther

A man with golden brown skin. Led TNWO to victory at the Freeaim All - Stars Tournament, sponsored by Rockstar Games. Will be booted offline in 5 minutes. Creator of Habibi Father, Chad Chaudry, and Billy Anderson.

“ oh look, Putther has been booted off the server in Rainbow Six Siege.”

“Putther! Play GTA rp!!!”

by getscrewed95 April 7, 2019

Night Putting

It's just putting at night. Mitch Comstein, Ty Webb's college roommate was a night putter.

Let me tell you a little story? I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer, could have gone pro, all he needed was a little time and practice. Decided to go to college instead. Went for four years, did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out... You know what for? He was night putting, just putting at night with the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Dean...

by R W January 14, 2008