PILF

Pedophile I'd like to fuck

Look! that man in that van is definately a PILF!

by ilusion80 October 21, 2010

pilf

Derives from the root word, ilf. It stands for Parakeet I'd like to fuck. Used to describe especially attractive parakeets.

Guy 1 - Holy shit, check out the color on that parakeet! And those wings, wow! What a pilf!

Guy 2 - Hellz yeah, I'd tap that!

by John Argon August 6, 2006

pilf

pledge i'd like to fuck

erin from APO sure is a pilf

by pilf#2 November 16, 2006

PILF

Potential id like to fuck

There's potential there, definate PILF!

by splint0r July 5, 2009

pilfer

To borrow; for an undetermined amount of time, without permission.

Sarah left her clothes at my house, and they fit me. When I moved I took them with me. I pilfered some way cool clothes.

by Floyd & Leaona October 26, 2007

pilf

polly pocket princess i'd like to fuck
- a short and cute girl with whom you would like to engage in sexual relations

that midget in the bikini is hot, i think she's a pilf.

by J. Powell April 19, 2006

Pilfer

To have sex with someone's father. The object of the "pilfering" would be the son or daughter who incurred the act, and any siblings who subsequently learned of it would be unintentionally "pilfered" as well.

Evan pilfered Jacob and showed us the pics. Jacob's dad is a top; who knew?

by Dadslammer12 August 8, 2009