Stanley Pringled

While talking to a girl you randomly whip out your dick and start masturbating.

I totally Stanley Pringled that bitch I was mackin' it to at the library last night.

by psu19420 April 7, 2008

Pringao

Generic Spanish derogatory term, loosely translated as dickhead or douchebag. The literal meaning comes from the word to get dirty which has been convoluted to mean you have caught a sexually transmitted disease, probably off a dirty puta.

Person A: Jose is such a lazy pringao.
Person B: Si, es un cabron tambien

by BanusAnimal June 9, 2011

Pringler

How to perform a pringler
1. Obtain female
2. Shake up large can of pringles
3. Pour broken up pringles into said woman's anus
4. Insert penis into said woman's anus
5. Fuck woman in the ass
6. Listen to the satisfying crunching noise

Shut up ho or you're getting a pringler

by PacoW August 6, 2007

pringle

A potato chip thats you can buy that tastes good

mmm, I love pringles

by Brian mooseperson November 21, 2005

i am a single pringle ready to mingle

This phrase describes when you are a single and ready to mingle.

hello everyone I am a single pringle ready to mingle.

by Catzwithdonutzarecool June 11, 2018

Ultimate Pringles

Ultimate Pringles, generally known as "U.P" is an extreme/urban sport. The game consists off an unlimited amount of players attempting to catch a flying Pringles lid (refered to in U.P terms as the disc). The game is much like frisbee only much more complicated and competitive, at times getting quite violent when players collide in an attempt to catch the disc. The size and transparency of the disc also gives amateurs a hard time adjusting to the fast paced sport, though coloured discs are available (and recommended) for beginners and also for playing at night (it should be noted that coloured discs have a higher gauge than standard discs).
The aim of a game is simply to show skill and attempt moves, such as "The Dive Bomb" (when a disc swoops downwards at great speed, making for a difficult catch) "Glider" (when the disc flys smoothly at a slow spectacular motion usually over great distance) or the "Double/Triple/Quadr uple Touch" (when the disc is hit multiple times as oppose being to caught by players and continues to fly).
The game usually ends when the disc breaks (after constant abuse) or is lost due to a poor throw, or simply when participants give up after exhaustion.

Person1: hey man, wanna play some UP?
Person2: U.P? why what is that I ask
Person1: Ultimate Pringles!...(explains)
Person2: woah!! damn right let's play this spectacularly amazing sport!!

by Dimedude January 9, 2009

Slip her the old Pringles can

To slide your penis into the vagina of an unsuspecting female. Usually done from behind while spooning together in bed.

Dan: Hey man, how was it with that chick last night? Did you slip her the old Pringles can?
Phil: No man, i tried, but she smacked me.

by That guy... seriously... January 24, 2011