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Pringler 

How to perform a pringler
1. Obtain female
2. Shake up large can of pringles
3. Pour broken up pringles into said woman's anus
4. Insert penis into said woman's anus
5. Fuck woman in the ass
6. Listen to the satisfying crunching noise
Shut up ho or you're getting a pringler
Pringler by PacoW August 6, 2007
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Pringle Day 

Founded on January 10, 2020, Pringle Day is a day the dirty girls at Babs came together to talk about pringles can and share with others the fun side of boss ass bitches.
Jess declared today Pringle Day, let's share!!!

A lot of Babs love Pringle Day
Pringle Day by EleanorRigby915 January 10, 2020
An odd elliptical-shaped slightly salty potato-based racing driver responsible for the ruining of a race by a crash or punt or unsafe track rejoin onto the racing line in front of traffic.
Tim you bloody pringle, check your mirrors and hold your brake until its safe to join next time mate.
Daniel you pringle give other cars space when going 2 wide in the chase.
Pringle by Moose17m September 28, 2020
Also heard on gaming platforms within the popular mid-western phrase "get pingled", a "Pingler" is a basic n00b that pingles it's enemies, but through in game enhancements, and no cheating of sorts. A Pingler is a true n00b, not a modder, bot, or cheater.
"Wow, Ernie really got Pingled by that guy on COD last night"
"Bill is such a Pingler when he plays any MMO"
"Get pingled, dude"
Pingler by Born Villain July 17, 2017

Pringleton tactic 

When involved in a game of poker, fold everything apart from aces or kings (really good hands) and then during the hand, check or fold your way through. Bad play!
Oh, I see Scott is using the Pringleton tactic again!
Pringleton tactic by Coonani91 January 7, 2011

Pringle claw 

The claw shape your hand must adapt to in order to reach the last chips at the bottom of a pringle can
Guy1: Damnit i can't reach these last Pringles
Guy2: Use The Pringle Claw!!!
Pringle claw by KaineH December 25, 2007

single as a pringle 

Not in a relationship
He is single as a pringle
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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