1. Scrabble-enjoying hetero soo-per genius (sorry, Who Banger, not "faggot"... but I can't fault you for wishful thinkin'...) who can't afford to go to the prom because he has to save every effin' dime to go to MIT and invent the technology to keep America #1 so ungrateful homophobes like Who Banger can whine on this website.
2. Witty contributor to this website who enjoys free publicity from folks like Who Banger... god bless 'em.
2. Witty contributor to this website who enjoys free publicity from folks like Who Banger... god bless 'em.
Why yes, Professor X kicks ass at Scrabble and has two parents who reminded him on prom night that the fat chick wasn't worth chewing his arm off at dawn to escape from the motel room.
Professor X is smart, true, but can't fathom how it took Who Banger more than two weeks to find himself defined on this website!
Professor X is smart, true, but can't fathom how it took Who Banger more than two weeks to find himself defined on this website!
by Professor X May 24, 2003
Get the professor xmug. When one commits the act of jerking off his genitalia in a jar of crunchy peanutbutter and gets a nut stuck up in his ureathra.
I was rubin one out in the peanutbutter but then I had to call it quits cause the Nutty Professor walked in.
by Spider November 16, 2004
Get the The Nutty Professormug. The maddened grandchild of Albert Einstein. A terrorist and main player in WWII. Nobody knows his first name, as he only goes by the name of professor Biohazard. It is believed that in 1911 he created a bomb so powerful that even he couldn't comprehend the abomination he had created. In the year 1917 it exploded, in an event know as Halifax. After this he went missing and nobody has heard from him to this day.
Some people say he's still alive, living on the chemicals he creates.
Others say he took on the role of Führer of Germany in the year 1934 and died from drug overdose in 1945.
Others say he's still active in terrorism, only under the name of Osama Bin Laden.
None of these we can be sure of, all we know is that Professor Biohazard has, and possibly still does cause extreme chaos across the world.
Others say he took on the role of Führer of Germany in the year 1934 and died from drug overdose in 1945.
Others say he's still active in terrorism, only under the name of Osama Bin Laden.
None of these we can be sure of, all we know is that Professor Biohazard has, and possibly still does cause extreme chaos across the world.
by Professor Biohazard March 29, 2011
Get the Professor Biohazardmug. by Brett Barker July 23, 2003
Get the poo professormug. by KevDee May 17, 2010
Get the Professor McTittyGrabmug. Butter\'s from South Park\'s alternate ego. In which he wears stupid ass alumium foil and such. Trys to destroy things...
First seen when the gang of South Park play Ninja and exclude him. Then....they get a shuriken in his eye...dammit!
First seen when the gang of South Park play Ninja and exclude him. Then....they get a shuriken in his eye...dammit!
by Arlo De Guzman April 26, 2005
Get the Professor Chaosmug. Some guy who thought it was a good idea to insult me because he know's I'm right about him. See prom night
by Who Banger May 23, 2003
Get the professor xmug.