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Metal Gear Platypus: Platypus Eater

Hideo kojima's latest installment in the Metal Gear series, featuring Naked Platypus as the new main Character and a new quadrapedal walking tank, Metal Gear Monotreme. Takes place in Argentina, iIguassu falls.
player 1:"The CQQ in Platypus Eater is tight, kid!!!"

Player 2:"CQQ?"

Player 1:"Close Quarters Quacking!"

Player 2:"Metal Gear Platypus: Platypus Eater is the best game ever!!!"
by Cold Coda September 1, 2009
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platypuss ballslap

a swift slap to the face, or forehead area with a pair of sweaty ballswhile making a platypuss calling noise
liam was doing the wild thing and platypuss ballslapp(ed) that bitch, he totally blinded her
by fookmoose October 25, 2007
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Duckbill platypus feet

The shape of feet that some girls have that are particularly wide at the front, with splayed toes.

Girls with duckbill playtpus feet often wear open toe shoes or flip flops all the time as they find normal shoes uncomfortable and restrictive due to the width of their feet.

Girls with Duckbill Platypus feet are always slipping their shoes off at the first opportunity and are almost always barefoot at home, and often in places like the office, the car, and at friends houses. The girl's feet often make a flapping noise when she walks.
"Hey Lisa-Marie is so cute!"
"I know, but she has Duckbill Platypus feet"
"Yeah, she wears flip flops all the time cos her feet don't fit into normal shoes, she even wore flip flops to her prom"
"I know, she always goes barefoot when she's at my house!"
"Yeah, but that's ok, she has cute feet so it's nice to see them"
"True, I love her toes"
by jtaat July 29, 2012
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ur platypus

The time ur pet duck ate a plat
by D3rpeeBlird May 2, 2018
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platypus

A simple statement meaning both good and bad at the same time, as made popular in the practice of whaleism.
"What do you think about this severed limb Ted?"
reply- "Platypus."
by Nydwyngreendragon April 28, 2004
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platypus

The sped of the animal kingdom... A semi-aquatic duck billed egg laying poisonis mammal...
Holy crap look at that platypus... I bet that if he weren't a semi-aquatic duck billed egg laying poisonis mammal he wouldn't be such a sped
by Bill Eburn April 30, 2005
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Platypusious

Platypusious is the god of the religion 'The Moral Teachings of Platypusious'.

It's physically shaped as a platypus, as this animal is both Mammal, Reptile and Bird.
Psychologically, Platypusious is a wise and all knowing creature, which is able to form all other animals from parts of itself.
Dude 1: Hey dude, do you know that Platypusious is all knowing and wise?
Dude 2: Totally dude
by Olsted October 25, 2010
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