plant a tree

to take a poop; to defecate.

Bob clutches his stomach. Jane notices & comments, "Hey, you should go plant a tree."

by its earth day April 22, 2008

Plant Killer

A derogatory term for a vegetarian or vegan, since they kill plants for food.

''Meat is murder? Vegetables are murder too! Don't you realise you're killing plants just to eat them? Plant Killer!''

by AssKicker77 December 7, 2013

plant play

Plant play is a alternative for people who pet play. They would act as though they were plants and have roots and stems instead of the original sex organs. Although pet play can be used in a non sexual environment plant play cannot sorry guys 😀🤍

“you’re making me all sappy angiosperm!”

“awh my little petal do you think you can take angiosperms root huh?”
“mhmmm..”
“i love plant play”

by pet play September 11, 2020

Plant Pussy

Slang term for a bouquet of flowers.

Afron hoped his gift of plant pussy would get him to second base...

by Tempest Lefavre July 7, 2010

plant parent

A person who thinks of their plants the way others tend to think about their pets or children.

With young Millenials seeming like overgrown adolescents, it's a good thing 'plant parents are the new pet parents'.

by TheExpatreneur September 13, 2019

plant daddy

Plant daddy: when you buy the good stuff for your plants while they stay in school and only you get to see them use it.

Plant:Yeah my plant daddy buys the good stuff and I use his fertilizer.
Or I want to find a plant daddy

by Oliver1216 October 17, 2017

plant of joy

what the Chineese called Opium. Opium itself has been in use in the USA at least since the Civil War as a painkiller. It is known to the Chineese as, "The destroyer of grief and pain".

The Opium poppy is the plant of joy.

by M0T0RH3D March 14, 2006