plain john

Wears beige ALL the time. Never talks. doesn't listen to the conversations. Obssessed with spotty Wilson McFilson! im not gunna cry, im not gunna cry.... waaaaa, boo boo boo.

EMMA VARLEY!!! Lol!

by nicole n gay boyfriend January 10, 2004

plain old matt

A type of person who favors khakis colored material.

see www.xanga.com/plain_old_matt

that plain old matt dosent stick out in any way!

by John Parks March 17, 2005

Plain Jane

A plain jane is usually a female with little to no personality.

Guy 1: have you been dating anyone recently?
Guy 2: Yeah, I been seeing this plain jane recently and she has like no personality at all.

by Mammoth1 January 5, 2019

Plain white girl

A white woman that is basic in nature but for some reason captivates JR on a soul level

Jerry: dog why are you in love with Michelle she's just a plain white girl

by Slum dog filmmaker June 12, 2018

Plain Sly

An alternate, cooo way to order a plain slice of pizza

Let me have 2 plain slys.

by Mittyman April 17, 2009

Plain Absurding

1. The time you waste on the website www.plainabsurd.com

2. When you are taking pictures of absurd things to submit to www.plainabsurd.com

3. Doing anything that someone will think is absurd just to have fun

1. Wife "Take out the trash and clean up your mess"

Husband "No"
Wife "What the hell are you doing"
Husband "Plain Absurding that pic of you crapping yourself"
Wife "I never know what you are talking about"

by Plainabsurd August 29, 2012

plain skinned

A person who doesn't have any tattoos or piercings. Their skin is like a blank canvas

'So what's that girl you met up with look like?'
'Alright, long blonde hair, quite tall, plain skinned.'

by Freeby March 22, 2014