Pisdip

Another word for pisstake, or twat. Genuinely used to let someone know that they aren’t kind.

This guys a right pisdip in my opinion

by KingKompany August 24, 2020

pitslut

A girl whose charm point are her armpits, which she tends to expose.

"Man, I love Stacey's new tank top. She's a real pitslut!"

by botl122 June 5, 2023

Chia-Pits

When one's armpits are so hairy, it looks like a Chia Pet.

"That was disgusting! That girl at the bar has Chia-Pits!"

by A Man With No Hands March 9, 2010

relationship ptsd

Revisiting the sins of your ex on your current relationship.

My poor husband. Because of my relationship PTSD I expect him to act just the same way my ex did.

by LivLongandProsper May 6, 2015

Reverse PTSD

When you uncontrollably have flashbacks of a really enjoyable experience that makes you want to relive the experience again.

Ever since I went to that strip club I've been having reverse PTSD over it and want to go back.

by BigMoist January 1, 2017

Bitch pits

When your hair in your armpits exceeds the length of a vaginas.

Sees someone with excessive armpit hair....
"Excuse me sir, did you notice you have bitch pits?"

by MrsRevJack73016ifYaNasf February 10, 2018

Bacon PTSD

Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) is a mental health condition that's triggered by a terrifying event — either experiencing it or witnessing it. Symptoms may include flashbacks, nightmares and severe anxiety, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about the event.

Bacon PTSD is recognized by the subject having witnessed or experienced a loss of bacon so undeniably soul shattering that the act of cooking bacon causes cold sweats or anxiety and even flashbacks to the event in question.

Jason is suffering from Bacon PTSD after his doggo, Holmes, began to develop the habit of jumping up on the counter to eat the freshly cooked bacon whenever Jason wasn't looking. Now, the thought of making bacon for breakfast or even a delicious deli sandwich haunts Jason with the fear of becoming riddled with burn marks from bacon grease only to find that he is unable to eat his hard-earned bacon. Jason is so messed up from Bacon PTSD that he considered getting rid of his doggo so he can eat bacon in peace once more.

by claymøre August 27, 2018