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12 inch pianist

An hilarious joke that young children will not understand.
One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The

bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.

The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.

Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks

instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed

"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."

The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
by drones November 1, 2014
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The chorus lyric from Chinese hit song "Yi Jian Mei", which means "one plum blossom" published in 2010 by songwriter Fei Yu-ching. The song was used in a hit Tik Tok video with a chinese man who looks like the chinese bootleg version of Humpty Dumpty in Shrek

The song was originally part of the soundtrack for a 1940s chinese drama of the same name (shot in 1984). The drama was later remade twice first as Grief Over QingHe River (30 episodes-shot in 2000) and then New One Plum Blossom (40 episodes-shot in 2009)

The word use in a sentence is ambiguous and can mean anything
Niggas think i carry a mp5 to school but i'm just xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao
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pianoing

the act of playing piano. although not a formal term such as practice or perform, the term pianoing is specific to having a damn good time playing the piano, regardless of it's practice or performance.
Nah, maybe later. I've to go do some pianoing for some babes.
by gr4ndp1in0m4st4_d November 23, 2003
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Piaf

Surname of French singer Edith Piaf, born circa 1914 dies circa 1963.

Famous songs include Milord and Non Je Ne Regrette Rien.
Edith Piaf sings in a way that is unique, untamed, wild and yet heartbreaking.
by gwank July 5, 2004
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Piano Bar

A small pub/piano bar in Tel Aviv (I will not state the street address, because you really don't wanna go there).
The place also organizes a Chess tournament between the inhabitants, and the winner (who score most points over a period of few month) is supposed to get a bottle of Jameson at the end of the period.
Sivan: Congratulations! I heard you won the Chess tournament at the Piano Bar :)
Matan: Thanks love :) I didn't get the whiskey though...
Sivan: You're gotta kidding me, You we're a regular there! This is so Yair Lapid like...
Matan: I'm afraid not. The annoying thing is I spend double the price on drinks in the process of winning it.
Sivan: Well, they lost me as a customer!
by Matans June 18, 2013
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Rich Piana

On the 8th hour of the Arm Workout, Rich Piana said, "Let There Be Gains"
by ShemNgoche November 6, 2020
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jewish piano

Slomo pulled his Jewish piano out to work out a price.
by Habibul Bashar April 13, 2022
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