PIAB 

Phone-in-a-bag. More commonly used as a verb, i.e. "PIABing" or piabing". This is the act of using your cell phone in a sandwich bag, preferably sealed. Works like motherfucking magic for wetness protection. You might PIAB when you want to text or play music while doing the dishes, showering, walking through a fountain or rain at a music festival, etc.

Coined by my little sister, Catherine.

"Nah, I was piabing all day so my phone is fine."

"PIAB time. I gotta shower but I don't wanna miss out on this convo!"

PIAB by THX_1138 October 2, 2014

Piab 

Pubes

grim, I just found a piab on the floor.

Piab by Soopahfly July 27, 2003

piab 

The liverpool dialect for "pubic hair".
Used in the notorious game "prove your piabs" where the contestants have to show the top of their pubic hairs to prove their manhood.

"prove your piabs"

piab by Paul Roche May 23, 2004

Piab 

"Pain in the ass and balls"

Yo man my piab is making me go out with her tonight

Piab by TheKingsDictionary September 30, 2007

Piab 

"Pain in the ass and balls"

Yo man my piab is making me go out with her tonight

Piab by TheKingsDictionary September 30, 2007

PiaBinder

PiaBinder refers to a German female goddess, she is a mythical creature that is said to possess a super vagina of which no man could possibly handle. Much like the BMW and other things manufactured within Germany she is superior in class and performance to her competition throughout the world. Despite her aesthetic superiority much of her brilliance is said to lye within. Said to be the pinnacle of perfection, many scholars have hypothesized her existence, however; she possesses so many in depth qualities it is statistically improbable that she could exist without the presence of pink glasses.

You're so beautiful you could be PiaBinder

PiaBinder by schwankshaz October 8, 2015

Piaboo 

A piaboo is someone who wants to be a math enthusiast, and believes they truly are. The word comes from weeaboo, somebody who tries hard to be Japanese, and pi, a number most math geeks are familiar with. However, rather than obsessing over the Japanese culture like weeaboos, piaboos obsess over math.

Piaboos are generally people who have played the Nintendo DS RPG The World Ends With You and like the character of Sho Minamimoto so much they want to be like him.

Behaviours include memorizing the digits of pi up to a fairly large number, saying zetta instead of very/uber/hella/super/extremely etc., trying hard in math tests and getting disappointed when your math mark isn't an A (If you want to get into a certain college this doesn't count) and using mathematical slang in everyday conversations.

Piaboos tend to hang around school libraries and outside math classrooms.

They don't get boyfriends or girlfriends so easily, since nobody really wants to date them unless they have a math fetish and their pickup lines are usually something along the lines of 'Hey sweet digit, wanna lie tangent to me?' They also tend to go for nerds of any other kind if their fellow piaboos are unavailable.

Cathy: So I got a B for math on my report card, and I was so zetta disappointed! I yelled at Ms Jones 'YOU STUPID YOCTOGRAM' and walked out the door. That -100 zeptometre better learn!
Emma: Shut up about math already, you stupid piaboo!

Piaboo by RPG Fangirl February 13, 2010