Petulant Children

Not a real thing you actually believe you piece of shit you know you're just saying it because I said it about the religious. It's uno reverse.

Hym "Which is what makes you petulant children."

by Hym Iam March 4, 2024

Petunia in the garden

A snitch, or an informant mostly found in a POW Camp.

In Hogan’s Hero’s When a spy was placed in their barracks Hogan says “We’ve got our first petunia in the garden”

by IlIIIllIl March 14, 2024

Petuah

Someone who is friends with Arkham Aka Clapping. A Petuah is usually a person of Australian and Canadian descent who is 5% Gorgeous, 5% Smart, 5% Australian, 10% Canadian, 1% Funny, 74% Clappings Friend.

Hey look! It's Clappings friend Petuah!!!!

by TheyCallMeArkham September 15, 2025

Petua Koni

A really fat but short dick.

The emoticon representation of this term is "🤏"

Example 1:
Raag: "I saw a weird dick today, it was really fat, like really fucking fat, but it was so short. I wouldn't know how to describe it"
Gayan: "Kinda like mine, I have a Petua Koni as well"

Example 2
Aryo: "I have this peculiar taste for dicks, I like them fat but not too long."
Gourish Mamba: "Brother I don't have a BBC but I sure do have a Petua Koni"

by fake creep November 19, 2025

Hans Petur

faggot

Hans Petur is a faggot

by eplir777epeplireplir August 25, 2017

Raspberry Petunia Nut

When you nut in a raspberry and drink it

Damn Gilbert! That Raspberry Petunia Nut was good!

by Dick Fiddle July 21, 2018

per-petuity

What the owner has to pay extra when he takes his dog and cat to a fine restaurant.

Bob loved taking Coco and her friend Scheibe to Winston's Fine Dining, because of BOTH the great antivegan food, AND the fact the per-petuity was set at just 10%, or $10 minimum per animal. He could afford that.

by You rReal Name August 18, 2020