Peto

A gaseous, noxious expulsion from the anal passage; usually resulting in a toxic odour commonly used to dissolve plastic and wither souls. Can cause aggressive outbursts. From the French word 'Peter'

Corr blimey someones just let rip a peto.

Has someone just peto'd in here? I think my soul is withering.

I'm going to have to make my excuses and leave, I can feel a peto coming on.

by Spoontastic January 8, 2010

Pelota

Puerto Rican and Dominan spang for Baseball.

Papi, vamos a jugar pelota un rato.
Dad, lets play baseball for a while.

by CrazyWey22 October 2, 2016

Petite Porn

Porn usually consisting of petite (small) women.

Great if you enjoy very young looking women.

A completely legal alternative for pedofiles!

A porno where the girl looks like shes about 14-18, but is really over 18 is an example of petite porn

by Pron Rules! :D February 6, 2010

petonality

The personality of a pet animal.

Everybody loved our dog Madai, because she had such endearing ways, and such a sweet petonality. I miss her so!

by llanellirog September 17, 2005

petata

A woman's vagina, or the area in which her vagina resides. Or just the genital area on a person.

"My Petata itches!"
or
"This house smells like Petata."

by Sam and Casey September 12, 2006

Petophile

A petophile is what you call someone who takes it a little too far with "loving" their pets. Much like a pedophile, but with animals.

The videos of women who let horses fuck them...classic petophile behavior.

See also animal lover

Jason thought he was being funny when he tried to make his dog get a boner by rubbing on it's balls. What a petophile!

by capnkev June 21, 2009

une petit merde

a little shit in french.
geeks use it to swear at each other while sounding smart (ish) or just the french.

tu est une petit merde! meaning you are a little shit.

by lolfotflollmfaoimbored July 21, 2011