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Nutty pot

The nutty pot is when a man ejaculates into one nostril and it shoots out the other nostril. May or may not help clear the sinuses.
Allen gave Anna a nutty pot after she blew him.
by Wordsmith Cocky McCockerson November 14, 2019
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nutty in the salsa

a very fun activity to do with your friends where you get salsa dip your ballsack in it (not pp tho) and you ENJOY THAT SALSA
me: you dude you want to do some nutty in the salsa
him: yeah *pulls out salsa*
me: *vigerously dips nutsack in salsa*
friend: slurps up that salsa
friend: yummmmy
by biggy thiccy March 16, 2019
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Nutty The Ghost

1: n. One of Carvel’s signature cakes with two layers of ice cream, chocolate crunchies, milk fudge, and white whipped frosting covered in nuts or vanilla crunch.

n. Someone who nuts and ghosts
1: “Oh boy! I can’t wait to eat my delicious Nutty The Ghost!”
2: “Don’t fall for that guy, he’s a Nutty The Ghost.”
by twinkie-chan May 24, 2018
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The Nutty Professor

A prank, pulled on your spectacle-wearing friend, after he passes out. Once asleep, take aforementioned eye glasses, and place directly above your cock and balls. This will give the appearance of a sort of face; with the glasses serving as eyes, your dick being a nose, and your balls serving as jowels. Take a picture of The Nutty Professor, and send a copy to your friend, and whoever else you deem worthy. Make sure to tell all recipients of the sent photograph, who the spectacles belong to.
Look!! Chad's passed out! Quick, give me his glasses so I can do The Nutty Professor!!
by Undefeated Loser June 1, 2017
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nutty butt

Nutty butt or nuttius bontutius as the latin say is when one ejects his man Juice into the anal oriphus and enjoys a butter butter while riding the butt train.
Hey Larry wanna give me a nutty butt tonight in the the peanut factory
by Thenuttrain June 1, 2017
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nutty bitch

The nutty bitch tried to get me for everything I got, so I kick her ass to the curb.
by momo_jojo June 24, 2009
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The Nutty Barbarian

This act includes the following: You and your partner are heating things up, you tell them you need to "freshen up" in the restroom. You proceed to take the nastiest shit you can WITHOUT wiping. You run to the bed and sit on her face you then violently rub your non wiped ass and nuts up and down her face.
After along day of shopping with the wife and bad mexican food, she wanted to try on her new lingerie so I knew she was in for The Nutty Barbarian.
by Raydingess November 29, 2011
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