Tis Noots

A formal (archaic?) way of saying the informal: Deez Nuts

Allow us to go for tea. But first, let me adjust tis noots

by Rilakkuma99 June 17, 2016

Noots

The formal version of testicles, used only in the most sophisticated settings, such as black tie events and fancy dinner parties. It must be pronounced in a very high pitched voice, if it is not done in this way it will not be taken seriously.

Example: I accidentally dipped my noots into his wine glass when he wasn't looking.

by Nedge son August 1, 2016

Nooted

When you mess the easiest of situations up, commonly occurs at the back stick

Foos u have absolutely nooted that

by swaglinho November 24, 2020

Noot

A manipulative liar

P1 - "He lied about having sex"
P2 - "Oh he's done a noot"

or

P1 - "I served in the military over the weekend"
P2 - "Shut up don't be a noot"

by Kskdjkjksk November 5, 2020

Noots

Short for the trail called NCC-1701 at Crotched Mountain.

"Dude, do you want to hit those sick rails on Noots?"

"Sure"

by stalin_ussr January 4, 2021

Noot noot Davies

A small but fierce individual from deep in the mountains. Someone who exclaims ‘noot noot’ when in distress. A strange but curious creature. Loved by all.

Omg wow, did you see taskmaster last night? That alex hourne is such a noot noot davies

by R0bboCop February 1, 2021

saltae noots

big salty nuts that girls love

the man showed his saltae noots and the woman jumped all over him.

by g niggra September 21, 2011